Dear John and Edward....

[Dog Blade]

Your ability to win over the public and even Simon Cowell has made me look up to you.

I hope you may be able to share your secrets with me? You are shite week after week but you keep surviving. I am in a similar situation and really need your help and advice please.


Kevin Blackwell x

 

[SotonBlade]

What a load of crap.......
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Blackwell would have never have put an 'X' at the end!

 

[judge]

ffs
cant believe i wasted 30 seconds reading that and 2 minutes replying

 

[Robbie]

ffs
cant believe i wasted 30 seconds reading that and 2 minutes replying

It took 2 minutes to reply?

Slow connection? Or poor typing? Keep it brief, I finish at 2

 

[Dog Blade]

What a load of crap.......
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Blackwell would have never have put an 'X' at the end!

That was my poetic licence as well - damn!

 

[judge]

It took 2 minutes to reply?

Slow connection? Or poor typing? Keep it brief, I finish at 2

i,ll keep it brief allright

eat s**t and die sh**eater

 

[Robbie]

i,ll keep it brief allright

eat s**t and die sh**eater

So not only does it take you ages to type, but you're spelling and punctuation is poor too.

 

[Darren]

i,ll keep it brief allright

eat s**t and die sh**eater

Why do you type asterixes? Isn't it easier to type the actual words?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

So not only does it take you ages to type, but you're spelling and punctuation is poor too.

Ah, the irony....

 

[raul]

So not only does it take you ages to type, but you're spelling and punctuation is poor too.

"Petard" and "hoisted" spring to mind.

 

[Robbie]

Ah, the irony....

I'm not a hammers fan

 

[beightonblade]

sorry to hi jack the thread BUT..............

Please note burger prices at the van on Saturday will have to increase.
our gert needs sum new shoes.

 

[raul]

Can't she just wear some of your burgers? Tough as old boots after all...

 

[Revolution]

Serious question - who are John and Edward? Something to do with some Simon Cowell cash cow?

 

[Darren]

Serious question - who are John and Edward? Something to do with some Simon Cowell cash cow?

As the man who criticised me for correcting someone's spelling mistake in order to look clever, can I just say that the above post clearly has no other purpose that to demonstrate the fact that you have a soul above mindless popular culture

If you did just want to know who John and Edward are you could have googled them.

I don't know who they are either by the way, though I think they may be those weird looking twins who keep appearing on the front pages of the tabloids.

 

[Revolution]

As the man who criticised me for correcting someone's spelling mistake in order to look clever, can I just say that the above post clearly has no other purpose that to demonstrate the fact that you have a soul above mindless popular culture

I wouldn't say that. I just don't watch anything that Simon Cowell makes money out of, in the same way that I don't buy Murdoch papers or subscribe to Sky.

I don't know who they are either by the way, though I think they may be those weird looking twins who keep appearing on the front pages of the tabloids.

Ah yes, now all is clear.