Danny Wilson: Gentleman

[mattbianco1]

Stopped in the big baps layby at Mottram to sample some bacon and stare at Miss Big Baps mamory glands... Anyway getting off track...

Nobody was letting me out until a big fuck off Beemer with a small guy driving stopped and waved me out.

Daniel Wilson, I thank you

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

Stopped in the big baps layby at Mottram to sample some bacon and stare at Miss Big Baps mamory glands... Anyway getting off track...

Nobody was letting me out until a big fuck off Beemer with a small guy driving stopped and waved me out.

Daniel Wilson, I thank you

Is that the bird with the tattoos?

 

[mattbianco1]

Is that the bird with the tattoos?

Not sure. She didnt have any on her cleavage

 

[JJ Sefton]

My house was on fire t'other week and I was stood outside wondering what would become of my set of porcelain dogs.

Suddenly, a little fella ran into the building, through the smoke and flames, and as the onlookers gasped, he re-emerged cradling my pot poodles. As I went to thank him he wiped the soot from his face and it was...

Danny Wilson. I thank you sir.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

My house was on fire t'other week and I was stood outside wondering what would become of my set of porcelain dogs.

Suddenly, a little fella ran into the building, through the smoke and flames, and as the onlookers gasped, he re-emerged cradling my pot poodles. As I went to thank him he wiped the soot from his face and it was...

Danny Wilson. I thank you sir.

Nurse - he's out of bed again...........

 

[DazBlade88]

That same BMW drove past me on the A5 before Shrewsbury last weekend at about 1pm. At some speed as well!

 

[IOM Blade]

The ambush came of nowhere. Explosions and machine gun fire all around me. I didn’t know where to shoot, or to run…then everything went black.

I came too in a ditch. I could see the enemy advancing towards my position. I tried to move but found I'd lost the use of my legs. The enemy was getting closer, closer. One saw me twitch and moved over me, gun pointing at my face. I closed my eyes and knew my time had come.

When suddenly, a small man with soot on his face and carrying two pot poodles, jumped out of a BMW, roundhouse kicked the enemy's head clean off, threw me over his shoulders and carried me to safety.

Danny Wilson, I thank you.

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

 

[SwissBlade]

Stopped in the big baps layby at Mottram to sample some bacon and stare at Miss Big Baps mamory glands... Anyway getting off track...

Nobody was letting me out until a big fuck off Beemer with a small guy driving stopped and waved me out.

Daniel Wilson, I thank you

Wilson out!

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

Not sure. She didnt have any on her cleavage

If she's the one i've seen there when i've driven past i'd definately score her out of two (and i'm not a fan of tattoos).

 

[Russ]

layby at Mottram

I hate driving through there, always get stuck driving through Mottram and on that silly hill. Should be a bypass.

http://pathetic.org.uk/unbuilt/m67_manchester_to_sheffield_motorway/

Will have to look out for Mrs B. Baps the next time I crawl past and give her a "beep"...

 

[metalblade]

Stopped in the big baps layby at Mottram to sample some bacon and stare at Miss Big Baps mamory glands... Anyway getting off track...

Nobody was letting me out until a big fuck off Beemer with a small guy driving stopped and waved me out.

Daniel Wilson, I thank you

Why is he driving German shite when he could be driving a Jaguar or Range Rover...................... sack the bastard

 

[Kenilworth]

Stopped in the big baps layby at Mottram to sample some bacon and stare at Miss Big Baps mamory glands...

Have you got a huge, landscape print of that too?

Monochrome with the relevant bits highlighted in red of course

 

[Balham]

Why is he driving German shite when he could be driving a Jaguar or Range Rover...................... sack the bastard

Ahhh Jaguar and Land Rover, those bastions of Britishness. British design and engineering at its best.


Owned by an Indian firm.

 

[TopBoy]

I hate driving through there, always get stuck driving through Mottram and on that silly hill. Should be a bypass.

http://pathetic.org.uk/unbuilt/m67_manchester_to_sheffield_motorway/

Will have to look out for Mrs B. Baps the next time I crawl past and give her a "beep"...

I always give fat people a "beep". Makes me smile and makes them think that somebody is happy to know them. Win win.

 

[Russ]

Have you got a huge, landscape print of that too?

Monochrome with the relevant bits highlighted in red of course

Come on Presty do your stuff...

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Wilson is having it off with said large chested lady.

Every morning he goes down there for a bacon and sausage sarnie and a knee trembler behind the van.

 

[sitwell]

was up that fucking hill this morning ,why do people think they can push in halfway up ,and stop the whole queue. Dale cregan shot those coppers at the top of that hill ,he should claim road rage.

 

[borbokis]

I was sat in a tavern in medieval times with a group of acquaintances. I was just about to take a sip out of my chalice when out of nowhere, a stranger in a red and white hooded cloak ran over and knocked the drink out of my hand. I looked down at the floor and the liquid was steaming and bubbling. Someone had tried to poison my wine!

not on sir daniel of bramall lane's watch

 

[SwissBlade]

Ahhh Jaguar and Land Rover, those bastions of Britishness. British design and engineering at its best.


Owned by an Indian firm.

But built in Britain. They're the car version of a Vindaloo

 

[Balham]

But built in Britain. They're the car version of a Vindaloo

What, not all they're cracked up to be and with a habit of giving you severe flatulence?

 

[metalblade]

Jaguar built on a Ford Mondeo floorpan ............................. not that that is a bad thing

 

[SwissBlade]

What, not all they're cracked up to be and with a habit of giving you severe flatulence?

I was thinking more along the lines of when you see someone with one they always look at you and think "twat" but in reality they want to be the one tucking in/ driving it.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

While Danny was over here last year eating and drinking me out of house and home , the missus said he did'nt sprinkle when he tinkled and even put back down the seat.
So Danny's a true gent in her book, gawd bless you sir.

 

[mattbianco1]

While Danny was over here last year eating and drinking me out of house and home , the missus said he did'nt sprinkle when he tinkled and even put back down the seat.
So Danny's a true gent in her book, gawd bless you sir.

Could you explain further? Do you know Sir Daniel of Wilson?

 

[Jon Bon]

Some soot covered, square headed little twat in a BMW with 2 pot poodles on the dashboard has just cut me up on St Mary's roundabout. Fucking bastard whoever it was...!

 

[Kenilworth]

Jaguar built on a Ford Mondeo floorpan ............................. not that that is a bad thing

That's only the X-Type

 

[Bladesway]

was up that fucking hill this morning.

Were you running up it?

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and get him to swap our places.

 

[dublin 10 blade]

If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and get him to swap our places.

Bobooshka . i i .