Player Suggestion Danny welbeck

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WhittingtonBlade said:
I imagine his wages would be too high for us. Don't rate him personally anyway, not better than Mousset (when Moose can be arsed)
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To be fair, Welbeck cant be arsed most of the time. Only averages about 18 games a season and has only scored 18 goals in the last six seasons. Can’t see the attraction meself.
 
If he plays for us, he plays instead of McGoldrick, rather than Moose or McBurnie.

I don't think he'd be a bad fit either to be honest, Welbeck's more talented than he's given credit for, and while he may be as good at building from deep as McGoldrick, he's probably better physically and in the air.

That being said, I can't see it happening and I can't say that Welbeck is the best or most suitable to play that role. I'm hoping there's better options out there.
 
Very good player on his day.

His day is nowhere near often enough for a player of his wage expectations.
 
I know I've posted this in the past so apologies but I'm putting it up again because I really hope we don't get him:

I worked in the player lounge at Old Trafford when I was at uni years ago. Easy job because you basically just watched a buffet table and made sure it was topped up.

One time a young Danny Welbeck came up to me clutching a massive tupperware. He picked up a full tray of chicken wings and crammed every single one of those buggers in that box. All the staff watched on in disbelief as they witnessed a bloke who makes more in a week than all of the staff in that room combined be so tight fisted.

While he was doing this a bunch of his team mates saw what he was doing and started laughing at him. As they were making jokes Danny turned around with a face like thunder and said "I'm taking the chicken because my mum's going away for a few days and she does all my cooking. If I don't take this I wont be able to eat". Obviously that just made everyone laugh more at him and he just stormed off with the tupperware under his arm.

I'm really sorry but I just can't trust a man who will have had more pocket change drop behind his sofa than I will ever earn not even be able to make himself some beans on toast when he's home alone. For that reason it's a no from me.
 
Chief_Froley said:
I know I've posted this in the past so apologies but I'm putting it up again because I really hope we don't get him:

I worked in the player lounge at Old Trafford when I was at uni years ago. Easy job because you basically just watched a buffet table and made sure it was topped up.

One time a young Danny Welbeck came up to me clutching a massive tupperware. He picked up a full tray of chicken wings and crammed every single one of those buggers in that box. All the staff watched on in disbelief as they witnessed a bloke who makes more in a week than all of the staff in that room combined be so tight fisted.

While he was doing this a bunch of his team mates saw what he was doing and started laughing at him. As they were making jokes Danny turned around with a face like thunder and said "I'm taking the chicken because my mum's going away for a few days and she does all my cooking. If I don't take this I wont be able to eat". Obviously that just made everyone laugh more at him and he just stormed off with the tupperware under his arm.

I'm really sorry but I just can't trust a man who will have had more pocket change drop behind his sofa than I will ever earn not even be able to make himself some beans on toast when he's home alone. For that reason it's a no from me.
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I've heard Aaron Ramsdale burned his toast this morning. Can we send him back.
 
Let the facker have a taste of the Championship, fed up of these types getting chucked a lifeline by clubs like us desperate for a possible bargain .
Hes gone !
 

A player that even arsenal didn’t think they were getting value for money from...
 
We need Wilder and Knill to put a big arm around moose ,get his bird and youngun a nice pad in Castleton. Get him a nice air freshener for his Lambo.....Im sure when we get him settled get his head right he will be great asset.
 
Chief_Froley said:
I know I've posted this in the past so apologies but I'm putting it up again because I really hope we don't get him:

I worked in the player lounge at Old Trafford when I was at uni years ago. Easy job because you basically just watched a buffet table and made sure it was topped up.

One time a young Danny Welbeck came up to me clutching a massive tupperware. He picked up a full tray of chicken wings and crammed every single one of those buggers in that box. All the staff watched on in disbelief as they witnessed a bloke who makes more in a week than all of the staff in that room combined be so tight fisted.

While he was doing this a bunch of his team mates saw what he was doing and started laughing at him. As they were making jokes Danny turned around with a face like thunder and said "I'm taking the chicken because my mum's going away for a few days and she does all my cooking. If I don't take this I wont be able to eat". Obviously that just made everyone laugh more at him and he just stormed off with the tupperware under his arm.

I'm really sorry but I just can't trust a man who will have had more pocket change drop behind his sofa than I will ever earn not even be able to make himself some beans on toast when he's home alone. For that reason it's a no from me.
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On that reference he wouldn't get a job on the Kop microwaving the Chicken Balti Pies. (I assume you have a microwave on the Kop, or is that one of the exclusive luxury facilities of the South Stand?)
 
Welbeck is actually a very good forward. But, too many injuries. And would need to be a clever contract with a big wage cut, for us to even start considering him.

Plus he's not a long term plan, more like a supplementary attacker that might help us get points in 10/15 matches.
 
brownblade said:
Welbeck is actually a very good forward. But, too many injuries. And would need to be a clever contract with a big wage cut, for us to even start considering him.

Plus he's not a long term plan, more like a supplementary attacker that might help us get points in 10/15 matches.
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If we got him on cheap wages-ish then he’d be a no brainer and would be a didzy like signing

On his day he’d be our best striker but he probably wants 50k
 
Shirty Blade said:
On that reference he wouldn't get a job on the Kop microwaving the Chicken Balti Pies. (I assume you have a microwave on the Kop, or is that one of the exclusive luxury facilities of the South Stand?)
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I thought they were just sat on for a couple of minutes by the fattest caterer on shift and heated up by their body heat like a mother hen does with her chicks?

They certainly taste that way anyway...
 
Chief_Froley said:
I know I've posted this in the past so apologies but I'm putting it up again because I really hope we don't get him:

I worked in the player lounge at Old Trafford when I was at uni years ago. Easy job because you basically just watched a buffet table and made sure it was topped up.

One time a young Danny Welbeck came up to me clutching a massive tupperware. He picked up a full tray of chicken wings and crammed every single one of those buggers in that box. All the staff watched on in disbelief as they witnessed a bloke who makes more in a week than all of the staff in that room combined be so tight fisted.

While he was doing this a bunch of his team mates saw what he was doing and started laughing at him. As they were making jokes Danny turned around with a face like thunder and said "I'm taking the chicken because my mum's going away for a few days and she does all my cooking. If I don't take this I wont be able to eat". Obviously that just made everyone laugh more at him and he just stormed off with the tupperware under his arm.

I'm really sorry but I just can't trust a man who will have had more pocket change drop behind his sofa than I will ever earn not even be able to make himself some beans on toast when he's home alone. For that reason it's a no from me.
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🤣

I wonder whom he asked to cook all his food once he moved down saarf after transferring to Arsenal! 😬
 
FallowfieldBlade said:
If we got him on cheap wages-ish then he’d be a no brainer and would be a didzy like signing

On his day he’d be our best striker but he probably wants 50k
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Why would he be our best striker on his day? He's scored 18 goals in 6 years. IMO he doesn't offer more than what we have. It's just the "He's played for two big teams he must be amazing"
 

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