Danish Striker on the way!

[Paddys Cough]

Rumours are we're signing Dikvar Van Nostelboig with the money I donated after switching my insurance to Aviva! Just seen his car in car park, number plate DIK VAN! Terrible!

 

[uniblade]

Not DIK ED ??

 

[super_pig]

is he seven feet tall?

 

[Jacko]

it's our Ruud Van Nistelroy, don't rule him out... well with our style of play Ruud wouldn't score at all