Dan Ashworth... who asked you?

[Teddy]

Why have Bladesplayer posted a vile propaganda video espousing the amazing success that is the Checka-wotsit joke cup.

They can force us to be in the cup, but surely they can't force us to disseminate their shitty little messages?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Because United obviously backed this pathetic charade of a competition, foolishly believing that we are actually part of the elite that it exclusively benefits.