In the late 90's i was General Manager of a golf club in Bournemouth and one day 3 Bournemouth players came to have a round of golf, including Mark Stein. The course was a busy Municipal and the only way we could get them a game eas to drive them out to a gap in play at the orther end of the course on buggies.
I asked them to load their clubs on the two buggies and when Mark Stein started to load his the conversation went like this:
Me - 'what are you doing?'
MS - 'loading my clubs'.
Me - ''Mark Stein isn't it'?'
MS - 'yes that's right'
Me - 'no you don't, i'm a Blades fan, you can walk'.
This of course resulted in the other two falling about laughing and to be fair Mark Stein saw the joke.
We ran the other two to the course and i had him picked up on the way back and dropped off.
He came in after and thanked us for helping them, to be fair he was a really nice bloke but i couldn't resist the temptation.