The Crab
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I am only going if I can take my pet marmot and he is officially counted in the attendance figures...
in reality I am not going but wish I was, will be at home in Hemel Hempstead looking after my three little ones and checking my phone every 1.3 seconds after kick off, and cheering from a far.
Big Vern said he'd look after the Marmot but you weren't having it. BV said that what happened with your Cat last time was a complete misunderstanding and under the circumstances, finishing it off by driving the Discovery over it (twice) was the kindest thing to do. It's never nice to see kids cry and Big Vern was gutted.
Look, let's straighten this out. Take the kids down to the lock up tomorrow, if you can find anything that probably won't maim them, they can have it. And tell them Uncle Crab said hello.
