Coutts Injury Rumour.....

[Sean Thornton]

was on radio that it was the analysis that came back is the lesser evil
its like they used to bend wood to make boat hulls
his leg bent round his foot, he could curtail his time out quite considerably ,plus he will be sea worthy

They didn't bend the wood in a split second round a blokes foot though.

 

[Esablade]

Forum or Kafiristan?

If Coutts is back for t'pigs game, both!

 

[Houston_Blade]

Anyone got a magic sponge and some ralgex?

 

[The Crab]

Could well be true. I had one as a kid and had a pot on my arm for less than three weeks.

The photos don't really show much. It can often look much worse in a single shot. How many people have seen a photo of an actual leg being broken, other than that, to compare with? A broken leg can be anything from a crack in the bone to a complete break with the bones penetrating the flesh and sticking out.

Big Vern is pretty enthusiastic when it's invoice night.

 

[McGrath]

Coutts shinpads must be made fom Titanium !!

No but he drinks Iron Bru and that's made with girders

 

[blade too long]

They didn't bend the wood in a split second round a blokes foot though.

his legs arent cedar either

 

[Blade58]

Too early for the pigs game imo.

I'm sure there was an official statement made by teh club but I can't find it

I'm also sure they confirmed he is out for the remainder of the season. If this rumour of a Greenstick injury is true,then why have the club made that statement?

I pray of course the rumour is correct, but I have serious doubts

 

[Sean Thornton]

Big Vern is pretty enthusiastic when it's invoice night.

I thought he was on his own time and BushBlade didn't like puppies or sweeties and was claustrophobic?

 

[Sean Thornton]

his legs arent cedar either

You're a Doctor aren't you?

 

[BigBed]

I thought he'd had surgery????????

 

[blade too long]

You're a Doctor aren't you?

got a c in biology, know me stuff

 

[BushBlade]

I thought he was on his own time and BushBlade didn't like puppies or sweeties and was claustrophobic?

I sent Big Vern back with a message that if he comes on my manor again he'll be propping up a bridge on the M4 widening scheme.

 

[Blade58]

I thought he'd had surgery????????

Didn't require it

Full cast, that's your lot

 

[Sean Thornton]

I thought he'd had surgery????????

Nelson? He's dead mate.

 

[BushBlade]

Nelson? He's dead mate.

Been a few years now. I remember Cameron having a selfie with some other politicians at his funeral.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Been a few years now. I remember Cameron having a selfie with some other politicians at his funeral.

Politicuans attending a terrorists funeral. What's next, Corbyn and McDonnell with IRA?

 

['Doc' Pace my hero]

Back in 8 weeks,he really is the 6 million dollar man,ironically,probably about his market value.

 

[Esablade]

Politicuans attending a terrorists funeral. What's next, Corbyn and McDonnell with IRA?

...or Tony Blair at Ariel Sharons funeral...

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

From the usual, someone a friend works with, is a friend of coutts Family member who said...

That its actually an internal fracture of the bone and not a break, heals much faster and coutts could be as back as soon as 6-8 weeks. Something called a Greenstick fracture and why he didnt need surgery.

Might be bollocks, might not be, dont shoot the messenger

Sorry mate (and I know that I can call you mate because you are a mate ) but it is bollocks!

As I mentioned on here last week, despite what has been said 'officially', it is a 'double' fracture (tib and fib) and he did have surgery which included pins!
He'll be back, but not as quick as being suggested!

 

[The Crab]

Nelson? He's dead mate.

Thats what you get on an NHS waiting list

 

[McGrath]

If Couttsy drinks loads of milk, like Mr. T used to, will that help him return quicker?

Milk's supposed to be good for bones you know.

 

[Robby Blade]

No surgery. He's got a greenwood fracture that bends your leg like a boat. Only happens with children, or adults. Could be back in half a hour if they amputate, but could be six to eight weeks they can get the pot off in time. Expect a confusing statement from Wilder stating he's out for the season. Hope it clears things up.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

He's Scottish. His legs are stronger than titanium.

Or .....

 

[Blade58]

Sorry mate (and I know that I can call you mate because you are a mate ) but it is bollocks!

As I mentioned on here last week, despite what has been said 'officially', it is a 'double' fracture (tib and fib) and he did have surgery which included pins!
He'll be back, but not as quick as being suggested!

If that is true, what is there to gain by the club stating it is just the Tibia and no surgery required?

I don't get that?

 

[Bladesman]

If that is true, what is there to gain by the club stating it is just the Tibia and no surgery required?

I don't get that?

I think its mind games.

 

[snootyfenooty]

was on radio that it was the analysis that came back is the lesser evil
its like they used to bend wood to make boat hulls
his leg bent round his foot, he could curtail his time out quite considerably ,plus he will be sea worthy

Just think, if his leg heals up without straightening back out properly we could have another Garrincha on our hands.

 

[McGrath]

I think its mind games.

Mind games successfully performed on the subscribers to this forum by the looks of things.

Seriously, even if there's a chance he might be back earlier, I don't think they'll say. It's best to errr on the side of caution.

 

[Blade58]

I think its mind games.

Mind games?

Point being?

 

[Harrisblade]

Mind games?

Point being?

Anybody trying mind games on this forum is wasting their time

 

[Bladesman]

Mind games successfully performed on the subscribers to this forum by the looks of things.

Seriously, even if there's a chance he might be back earlier, I don't think they'll say. It's best to errr on the side of caution.

Exactly. Best to say he is out for the season anyway.