Could Gok Wan improve our players?

[Slim Man]

We keep getting told that they lack confidence, paticularly the defenders. I wonder what Gok could do with them.

He's done wonders in turning peoples lives around, and maybe Neill and Jay just have really bad self confidence issues. They go home and cry when they look in the mirror. "why can't I lose my tyres?" Neill moans, in a ghastly, croaky Scotch accent. "Why can't I drop a dress size?" says Jay, 30, from Liverpool.

Gok would help you lose them tyres, Neill. And Jay, Gok can help you drop that dress size.

Maybe that's all it's down to. Maybe it is all about self belief and maybe Gok Wan could do a job. Gerrimin.

It's all about the confidence.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Gok Wan could improve our defence by playing in it.

 

[TJB.]

Totally. Neil Collins is, like, so 3 years ago.

 

[UnitedBlade]

Definitely, get all the tits out.

 

[sitwell]

He could stiffen up the back four.

 

[Slim Man]

He could stiffen up the back four.

OOOOOERRRRRRRRR

 

[Jehovah]

Does anyone remember years ago when we got that famous American psychologist to come and do us a prep talk before our home game? He had a small part in the film Shallow Hal. We won 3-0 and two of them were right beauties I seem to recall.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Can't see this one finishing well, if I'm totally honest.............

 

[Esablade]

Not sure...but there's no harm in letting him have a long hard go at some of em'...might buck a few up, eh?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Gok's new series: How to Look Good Wearing a Macaw Green Shirt...

 

[Slim Man]

Gok's new series: How to Look Good Wearing a Macaw Green Shirt...

It's all about the confidence

 

[blade too long]

some sequins on the shorts couldnt hurt and some gold epaulets on the shoulders

divine darling

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

My mate's dad thought his name was Cock Wank.

 

[blade too long]

Goks response on being asked to help our defence

 

[South London Blade]

Does anyone remember years ago when we got that famous American psychologist to come and do us a prep talk before our home game? He had a small part in the film Shallow Hal. We won 3-0 and two of them were right beauties I seem to recall.

Tony Robbins. An ex colleague of mine swears he is a genius, and has spend a fair chunk of change going to see him on numerous occasions.

 

[Foxy]

He's been sat on the Kop for years hasn't he?

Goes by the name of shorehamview

 

[judge]

We keep getting told that they lack confidence, paticularly the defenders. I wonder what Gok could do with them.

He's done wonders in turning peoples lives around, and maybe Neill and Jay just have really bad self confidence issues. They go home and cry when they look in the mirror. "why can't I lose my tyres?" Neill moans, in a ghastly, croaky Scotch accent. "Why can't I drop a dress size?" says Jay, 30, from Liverpool.

Gok would help you lose them tyres, Neill. And Jay, Gok can help you drop that dress size.

Maybe that's all it's down to. Maybe it is all about self belief and maybe Gok Wan could do a job. Gerrimin.

It's all about the confidence.

Have you ever heard of plentyoffish.com or tinder or maybe just going out for a social drink with a member of the opposite sex ?

 

[Slim Man]

Have you ever heard of plentyoffish.com or tinder or maybe just going out for a social drink with a member of the opposite sex ?

Horrible them sense of humour bypasses

 

[shorehamview]

He's been sat on the Kop for years hasn't he?

Goes by the name of shorehamview

Cheeky twat.