Christmas Movies for Blades

[Sean Thornton]

The best United related Christmas Films

A Christmas Carol
Starring The Prince as Abdullahneezer Scrooge,
Kevin McCabe as Marley,
Snek as the put upon Bob Cratchit, Biggsy as the Ghost of Christmas Past and Alan Harper as Tiny cock Tim.



The Muppet Christmas Carol

Starring all your ITK favourites
Salmonbones as Konfirmit
Rob as Mr Piggy
El Accounto as Gonzo
Danny as Scooter
Rifleman and Rocketman as Stadler and Waldorf
Biggsy as Fozzie Bear
Alan Harper as Dr Julius Strangepork



The Snowman
Aka The Jose Baxter story



The Miracle on 34th Street
American investors try to by an English football club. But the fans have to believe!


Trading Places

Set in the world of high finance billionaires change lawyers at the last minute. Greasy Chap Butty takes on the Jamie Lee Curtis role and sadly gets his tits out. Bert and Raul star as the Duke Brothers.

 

[DifferentClass]

Weerz Nick "Monty" Montgomery in your otherwise fine picks?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Weerz Nick "Monty" Montgomery in your otherwise fine picks?

Although starring in Try Hard and Try Hard 2, l’m told they aren’t Christmas films so didn’t make the cut………

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

The Nightmare Before Christmas - when the takeover falls through due to the Poundland Prince's demands

 

[BigBed]

WHEN SANTA CUMS....

About a fat bloke wearing red and white, trying to score in Sheffield.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Robson the Red-Nosed Piss Head.

 

[Houston_Blade]

EFL - A long drawn out story.

 

[JustLookin]

Die Hard
Starring The Prince as John McClane, an off duty football club owner who turns to increasingly desperate measures to stop foreigners trying to take over the Bramall Lane building at Christmas time. Guest starring Laney as the jacked up coke head trying to sell out McClane.

 

[true99blade]

Elf… starring any of the team under Clough.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Home Alone. Stefan Scougall accidentally gets left behind for an away trip after falling asleep in a training cone, and has to defend Bramall Lane from being robbed by Alan and Tango.

 

[Bristol Blade]

It’s a Miserable Life - the story of a Sheffield United supporter.

 

[dazzlingblade]

You have way too much time on your hands.........


Says the man sat in his pyjamas reading this

 

[Guesty]

Holiday Inn

United's attempts to have the takeover completed in time for the all-important January Transfer Window are thwarted by the Prince's desire to hold in to the Bramall Lane hotel and turn it in to part of the eponymous chain of budget stays. Starring Bing Crosby as The Prince, Fred Astaire as Steve Rosen and Marjorie Reynolds as Sheffield United, caught between the two.

Also featuring everyone's favourite star of stage and screen, Nick "Monty" Montgomery as The Concierge.

 

[BalticBlade]

The best United related Christmas Films

A Christmas Carol
Starring The Prince as Abdullahneezer Scrooge,
Kevin McCabe as Marley,
Snek as the put upon Bob Cratchit, Biggsy as the Ghost of Christmas Past and Alan Harper as Tiny cock Tim.



The Muppet Christmas Carol

Starring all your ITK favourites
Salmonbones as Konfirmit
Rob as Mr Piggy
El Accounto as Gonzo
Danny as Scooter
Rifleman and Rocketman as Stadler and Waldorf
Biggsy as Fozzie Bear
Alan Harper as Dr Julius Strangepork



The Snowman
Aka The Jose Baxter story



The Miracle on 34th Street
American investors try to by an English football club. But the fans have to believe!


Trading Places

Set in the world of high finance billionaires change lawyers at the last minute. Greasy Chap Butty takes on the Jamie Lee Curtis role and sadly gets his tits out. Bert and Raul star as the Duke Brothers.

Is this a serious thread or is it just a bit of fun?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

The parrot says...............What the Fuck.....................What the Fuck

 

[CrookesBlade]

Home Alone - the person who stayed til the end of the Newcastle defeat last season

Home Alone 2 - the person who stayed until the end of the Arsenal defeat last season.

 

[PatBlade]

Is this a serious thread or is it just a bit of fun?

No mate deadly serious, these are all real films based on the various exploits of Sheffield United…

 

[diode_blade]

The Great Escape
Starring 'Arry' as the Cooler King.....

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Scrooge, starring our defence.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

Thematically there's only one option this Xmas...

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

bad sander

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

Home Alone - the person who stayed til the end of the Newcastle defeat last season

Home Alone 2 - the person who stayed until the end of the Arsenal defeat last season.

Obviously same actor/actress

 

[true99blade]

Cry Hard, definitely felt like it at times.

 

[moody1889]

Die Hard starring Michael Brown as John McClane

 

[Gin&Juice]

Trading places.

Bobby Ford and a random member from the crowd.

 

[shorehamview]

Die Hard starring Michael Brown as John McClane

Billy Whitehurst says hello……

 

[AlienWoodward]

A Wonderful Life

Starring Chris Wilder as Clarence Oddball. Clarence fails to jump into the raging river because he's hammered on Peroni,therefore failing to save Danny Roal who plays George Bailey.
Danny Roal drowns so Sheffield Wednesday replace him with Nigel Adkins (Uncle Billy) who has the wrong string on his finger and forgets he's a football manager,so forgets to build the room for improvement.

Dejphon Chansiri starring as old man Potter builds an even bigger rust bucket than the sty for Wednesday to play in and puts season tickets up treble.

George Bailey Junior played by Lys Mousset is injured so is unable to save his brother Harry Bailey. Because Harry dies he can't take the train down to QPR on a wet Tuesday night resulting in no Wednesday fans getting to the match that night. The QPR fans respond by chanting "Shall we sing a song for you"

At the very end Paul Woolhouse turns up disguised as Kevin McCabe and tries to steal the collection money collected for George (Chris Wilder) to buy the booze on the bus home from Millwall.

The film closes with Sean Bean hearing a bell ring and saying in a gruff Yorkshire accent "Every time a bell rings, Wednesday fail to get into the Premier League"