Christ almighty....

[LoughboroBlade]

Are things really so bad that we need to "bless the pitch"?????

I'm a firm believer in the separation of Church and Stadium.

 

[Kenilworth]

Ah, wondered where the feck Killa had disappeared off to.
Not hair dressing he is actually a Monsignor - or is that pretty much the same thing?

 

[Bladesman]

The pitch is the main signing this summer and it must be blessed.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this pathetic bit if news.

 

[Woodwaaard]

Not in my name.

Unbebloodylieveable.

"It's important that we take our community responsibilities very seriously as a football club"

Utter drivel

It's important that we take our football seriously. That's all.

 

[Grecian2000]

Mmm, Christ Almighty?

WWBAP?

 

[raul]

Think his firm views on loans would count him out tbh

 

[Jon Bon]

Enough of the Christian mumbo-jumbo already, what about the Pagans? I'm not setting foot in Bramall Lane again until there's either been a human sacrifice on the pitch or some massive rocks dumped around the edge of the centre circle.....

 

[Mousey]

Enough of the Christian mumbo-jumbo already, what about the Pagans? I'm not setting foot in Bramall Lane again until there's either been a human sacrifice on the pitch or some massive rocks dumped around the edge of the centre circle.....

Did you go last season?

Our defence got murdered in nearly every game. Plenty of sacrifices there.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I don't care what we do if it brings results.

I'd even thank Danny Wilson if he repeated Barry Fry's ritual of having a piss in each corner of the ground if it meant success and entertainment.

 

[cahill]

God is dead

 

[broomhillblade]

Enough of the Christian mumbo-jumbo already, what about the Pagans? I'm not setting foot in Bramall Lane again until there's either been a human sacrifice on the pitch or some massive rocks dumped around the edge of the centre circle.....

... or a few naked virgins (if there are any virgins left in Sheffield).

 

[Bladesman]

Enough of the Christian mumbo-jumbo already, what about the Pagans? I'm not setting foot in Bramall Lane again until there's either been a human sacrifice on the pitch or some massive rocks dumped around the edge of the centre circle.....

Could do with a big rock in front our goal that might just help a bit.

 

[silverfox]

Enough of the Christian mumbo-jumbo already, what about the Pagans? I'm not setting foot in Bramall Lane again until there's either been a human sacrifice on the pitch or some massive rocks dumped around the edge of the centre circle.....

I just got a horrible vision of Jon Bon dancing naked around a stone circle!

 

[Zlatan]

Sign him up!

 

[Jon Bon]

I just got a horrible vision of Jon Bon dancing naked around a stone circle!

That's not a horrible vision SF, that's just you being in touch with your feminine side..

 

[silverfox]

That's not a horrible vision SF, that's just you being in touch with your feminine side..

Haha!

No I'll go for horrible!

 

[dingledog]

If it works great. Personally I would have preferred an exorcism of mr McCabe.