Cheating Blades

[Ainsley Harriott]

Terrible behaviour. Shag your women, drink your beer.

 

[SteveBlade]

Bang's a bang.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Norwich fans clearly more loyal to their sisters and mums still.

 

[Davalon]

Every hole's a goal.

Seriously who makes this shit up. Anyone in here been polled about this?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Anyone in here been polled about this?

Please do NOT tempt me to suggest names!

 

[Cheesebored]

Every hole's a goal.

Seriously who makes this shit up. Anyone in here been polled about this?

29% been polled (literally)

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Everyone polled told the absolute truth I guess

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Everyone polled told the absolute truth I guess

I didn't.

Get polled I mean.

 

[DifferentClass]

The real question is... was it straight or gay?

 

[BigBed]

Every time I go to United away, I end up fucked, one way or another.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Terrible behaviour. Shag your women, drink your beer.
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Same old Arsenal. Always cheating.

 

[Jonboy60]

Man Utd 20%. To be fair 75% of their fan base are away every week.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

What about the women who travel away are they at it too and if it’s with a fellow awayday Blade does that “blow” the statistics out?

Where’s Blades Analytics when you need him?

 

[tyke1889]

Only 3rd in the league, WILDER OUT!

 

[BushBlade]

Obviously a poll on a gambling site will get skewed results as many gamblers are unable to assess risk and consequences accurately. It’s the same naive optimism that makes someone back an outsider as makes someone shag around and think they’ll get away with it.

 

[tomtheblade]

Science at its best

 

[JJ Sefton]

#Iamthe71%

 

[Northyorksblade]

Are any away Blades actually capable after copious amounts of beer of 'Shagging your women'? Load of tosh.

 

[BladesOnToast]

What about the women who travel away are they at it too and if it’s with a fellow awayday Blade does that “blow” the statistics out?

Where’s Blades Analytics when you need him?

Apparently, although we're actually third in the table, when you calculate Expected Cheats (xC) we are well ahead of Villa. xC is the metric by which a fan is assessed on whether s/he 'should' have scored from a scoring opportunity, based on a number of ECVs (Expected Cheat Values), which include a ratio of objectively assessed sexual attractiveness, how pissed both fan and target are, and how dark it is the pub / club / alleyway.

 

[COME BACK CHED]

Every hole's a goal.

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Not the Brown one , thats offside .