Chant for tomorrow

[Ricky]

I'd love it if we could get this going.


Johnny Fleck is magic
He wears magic boots
When he gets the ball
He passes it to Coutts
He passes wide to Duffy
Who passes back to Fleck
Then it's through to Billy Sharp
Who sticks it in the net
Ooohhhhhh Johnny Fleck is magic...



VegasBlade501 posted it on the Fleck thread after Northampton. Probably the first good song suggestion I've seen on here!

It's about time we had a song for Sir Fleck, and it also covers most of our attack too. It basically describes exactly how we score our goals!

So anyone going in a large enough group tomorrow, there's your challenge. Get this going. You will also be awarded 10,000 Blade points.

 

[coolhandluke]

" you're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in "

Far more apt imo

 

[Boxer Blade]

Whats the tune rick

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I'd love it if we could get this going.


Johnny Fleck is magic
He wears magic boots
When he gets the ball
He passes it to Coutts
He passes wide to Duffy
Who passes back to Fleck
Then it's through to Billy Sharp
Who sticks it in the net
Ooohhhhhh Johnny Fleck is magic...



VegasBlade501 posted it on the Fleck thread after Northampton. Probably the first good song suggestion I've seen on here!

It's about time we had a song for Sir Fleck, and it also covers most of our attack too. It basically describes exactly how we score our goals!

So anyone going in a large enough group tomorrow, there's your challenge. Get this going. You will also be awarded 10,000 Blade points.

What happened to that miserable old git that used to loathe this sort of thing?

We want our Herbert back.

 

[Jonboy60]

My old mans a dustman, I think.

 

[Ricky]

ucandomagic might have posted it first actually.

Whats the tune rick

Self explanatory innit? Same one we were singing for O'Connell at Northampton.

What happened to that miserable old git that used to loathe this sort of thing?

We want our Herbert back.

What makes you think I ever loathed GOOD chant suggestions?

 

[Superblades]

Pretty much the only decent one I've seen on here

 

[Tyler Durden]

Shorehams Law:

No song devised on the internet will ever make it to the stands.

 

[Ricky]

Heard this one (I think) at Northampton...

Johnny Fleck he is a Blade
He is our Scottish hero
On a free from Coventry
He cost us fucking zero,
Five foot Six and hard as fuck
He gets the Blades excited
So shove your Wednesday up your arse
Cos we are Sheff United


Better than nothing but it's just completely copying Man United's Zlatan song.

 

[blade too long]

Brown Brown ,
your taking Vale down

 

[Cheets]

On Saturday morning they played 'Young, Gifted and Black' on the radio and I had 'Coutts, Duffy and Fleck' in my head all day.

 

[blade too long]

On Saturday morning they played 'Young, Gifted and Black' on the radio and I had 'Coutts, Duffy and Fleck' in my head all day.

I too was unaware they were backing singers for Bob and Marcia

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I like that Ricky! It could catch on. I'm humming it now as I type this.

 

[Jon P]

TLWS (too long won't sing)

 

[INTERUNITED]

John Fleck is a Blade
We got him on a free
We could of had him 5 years ago
But the fax machine said no
Cov fans didn't rate him
They said that he was poo
Stupid inbred bastards
Look forward to division two

 

[Ricky]

To be honest anything with "5 foot 6 and hard as fuck" is probably OK.

I really want to sing that line.

 

[Blade56]

Whats the tune rick

Handles Messiah

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Brown Brown ,
your taking Vale down

(Grocer Jack tune)

Michael Brown
Michael Brown
Is it true what they say
That you and Vale
Are going down?

 

[Dec]

Syllables and sentence structure need some work.

Johnny Fleck is magic
He wears his magic boots
And when he gets the ball
He passes it to Coutts
He passes wide to Duffy
Who passes back to Fleck
And then it's through to Billy Sharp
Who sticks it in the net
Ooohhhhhh Johnny Fleck is magic...

There we go.

 

[Grappler]

On Saturday morning they played 'Young, Gifted and Black' on the radio and I had 'Coutts, Duffy and Fleck' in my head all day.

"Coutts, Duffy and Fleck
Oh what a season this has been....."

 

[Bayingblade]

My old mans a dustman, I think.

A classic!!

 

[Boxer Blade]

ucandomagic might have posted it first actually.




Self explanatory innit? Same one we were singing for O'Connell at Northampton.

If I'd been to Northampton then yes it would, but I wasn't so no it isn't, bit of a clever twat aren't ya

 

[AWetFlannel]

To the tune of 'Perfect'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txapREGWHp0

It's got to beeeeeeeeeee John Fleck
It's got to beeeeeeeeeee worth it
Too many people take second best
But I won't take anything less
It's got to be, Johohohohohohn Fleck.

 

[Ricky]

If I'd been to Northampton then yes it would, but I wasn't so no it isn't, bit of a clever twat aren't ya

Yes I am a clever twat, thank you.

I didn't mean self explanatory assuming you were at Northampton, more based on the first 2 lines of the song - I thought it seemed quite obvious.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Come on feel the noise
We're the Shoreham boys
We've got wild, Wilder
We've got wild, Wilder

So come on feel the noise....

 

[mattbianco1]

My old mans a dustman, I think.

Do you still get Dustmen? Or are they community recyclers?

 

[mattbianco1]

Brown Brown ,
your taking Vale down

Is that to the tune of Paul Johnson - Get get down?

Down. Down down do down.. brownies taking vale down.

 

[Ricky]

How about going all creative:

Wilder and Knill
Wilder and Knill
Wilder and Knill
Wilder and Knill......

To 'Peter Ndlovu'

For 20 minutes.

You know it makes sense.

 

[Fanny magnet]

Cock up ass
Co-ock up ass
Cock up ass
Cooooooock up your ass !!!

 

[Northyorksblade]

ucandomagic might have posted it first actually.




Self explanatory innit? Same one we were singing for O'Connell at Northampton

Which, so our Jack tells me is a Leeds song.