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Has any body else joined this pig based page ?? I find that the bile spewed out by the piggy posters on there far beyond acceptable standards then I noticed last night that some members are getting banned if they are too critical of posts by piggy posters a couple of the admins who are of porcine persuasion soon ban you, so if you dont mind getting really down and nasty join and give them some crap

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Even better idea, Take screenshots of the #topbantz and send it to their employers #allaboardthebanterbus
 
I've had some top bantz this week with some piggy mates on facebook. I only facebooked a link of the star article where Billy was quoted (from his talk sport interview) as saying he wants to take 6 points off them next season and they went into meltdown about how much tougher it is, they're not worried, we'll be lucky to stay up.

Full on fishing for bites bantz and i was loving it. Touching the nerves I was.

As i went to sleep last night i likened my bantz to driving a tank into a minefield towing a leaky tanker of petrol as i smoke a cuban cigar and talk on my mobile phone, doing tank and tanker donuts. Explosive stuff.

I might do it again one day, it was fun. True story. All verifiable on my facebook.

Whats your best bantz Aston max ? Anything like my Champions league of Bantz or not quite there yet? You need me to chuck some of my magic bantz around?
 



Kinda like doing the bum bum dance in a gay club when you aren't gay really isn't it.

I can't invest in that so I'm oot.
 
Touching the nerves I was


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'Banter' must be a contender for the most irritating word of the decade.
One of them. My pet hate at the moment is adding 'yes' or 'no' to the end of a question. I know what a fucking question is and how to respond, I don't need prompting.
 
One of them. My pet hate at the moment is adding 'yes' or 'no' to the end of a question. I know what a fucking question is and how to respond, I don't need prompting.

If you ask these people a question BB, they will probably start the answer with "So":mad:

Why, all of a sudden, do the good people of England, who have grown up with the most wonderful communication tool on the planet (the English language) seek to regress it with stupid fucking influences from America or Australia who still speak a version of the language from two centuries ago???:mad:
 
If you ask these people a question BB, they will probably start the answer with "So":mad:

Why, all of a sudden, do the good people of England, who have grown up with the most wonderful communication tool on the planet (the English language) seek to regress it with stupid fucking influences from America or Australia who still speak a version of the language from two centuries ago???:mad:

So we don't like change no?
 
If you ask these people a question BB, they will probably start the answer with "So":mad:

Why, all of a sudden, do the good people of England, who have grown up with the most wonderful communication tool on the planet (the English language) seek to regress it with stupid fucking influences from America or Australia who still speak a version of the language from two centuries ago???:mad:
Quite agree, why do we say "geese" for example, when "gooses" would suffice?
 
If you ask these people a question BB, they will probably start the answer with "So":mad:

Why, all of a sudden, do the good people of England, who have grown up with the most wonderful communication tool on the planet (the English language) seek to regress it with stupid fucking influences from America or Australia who still speak a version of the language from two centuries ago???:mad:
Because kids are insecure and do things they think make them look cool (or whatever the modern word for that is). I suppose most of us did similar when we were young and got mocked by middle aged people. It's only as you get older that you realise what shit you're saying.
 



If you ask these people a question BB, they will probably start the answer with "So":mad:

Why, all of a sudden, do the good people of England, who have grown up with the most wonderful communication tool on the planet (the English language) seek to regress it with stupid fucking influences from America or Australia who still speak a version of the language from two centuries ago???:mad:

It's that Australian question intonation that really gets on my wotsits :mad: It's bloody everywhere these days.
Seemingly erudite people on the telly, interviewed. When they get to the end of a statement they make it sound like a question.
Are you asking me or telling me? Mek yer fecking mind up will yer!
 

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