Carsley out too please!

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Tortoise and the hair innit. Whilst all these fancy teams like (cough) Orient, Wolves and Peterbruh think they're all clever winning games and being at the top of the league, we're pacing ourselves. Losing games deliberately, conserving our energy so we can surge past them all like Usain Bolt. Genius. Amazing nobody else has ever tried it.

Peters did
 



It's actually a cracking excuse. It works for practically anything.

Why are our profits down? We're pacing ourself, don't wanna peak too soon.
Why are we behind in the latest polls? We're pacing ourself, don't wanna peak too soon.
Why can't you get it up honey? I'm pacing myself, don't wanna peak too soon.

Genius.
 
I think you ought to watch it. It's a disgrace. He may be very intelligent but he hid it extremely well and comes across as thick as shit. He's certainly gone down in my opinion after what he said. Someone needs to remind him we are Sheffield United - not some bloody pub side.

That's rich from someone who loves alehouse football so dearly!
 
Apparently he believes that since David Moyes failed to win his first 7 games at Preston North End - then turned it round - the same thing will happen if we stick with Weir.

I fail to see the logic in that. More like wishful thinking.
 
Don't knock the Conference. We could find ourselves playing such famous clubs as Luton Town, Grimsby Town, Lincoln City, Aldershot.... :(

Absolutely. Bramall Lane would become the Old Trafford of the league. The theatre of tears.

We could even hold the Conference play off final here. Another money making ploy Kevin. ;) All part of the masterplan to see a housing estate by the hotel. Woodward Way, Currie Close, Deane Drive, Agana Avenue. You know it makes sense! All marketed by Pinchy Properties.
 
Don't worry dear. We'll get you a new Hoofer soon. Just be patient.........

Yes, I would like to see my team play exciting, attacking football.
To create chances, score goals and preferably win matches.
Like the Bassett 3rd Division team (93 goals, 84 points) or the Wilson 3rd Division team (92 goals, 90 points).
Stick a patronising label on their style of football and you can count me in as wanting it...Dear!
 

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