Caption Time!

[TonyAgana]

No Officer, we don't know who the boat or the Bengal tiger belongs to.

 

[BushBlade]

KM 'I told you we should have kept Evan Horwood'

 

[Dnblade]

Nigel,what do you think you're doing?... You know I'm trying to piss the fans off to lower expectations...you did a great job by taking my advice and bringing Collins back,and getting done 4 at Gillingham with him getting an own goal...but then you bring him on at Morcambe and he scores the winner ffs...all you've done since is put a stupid fucking poster of Tevez outside the ground....anyway we need to piss them off even more,so I've sold Murphy......and just incase I've re- signed Monty and Porter.

 

[Latters]

McCabe: "You can sing, but you just don't have the X Factor, I'm afraid it's a no from me."

Edit. Ah, I see we've already had an X Factor one, so feel free to ignore this one.

Who's the devious looking bloke on this end anyway?

 

[Lane Ender]

McCabe: As I keep telling you fellas it's work in progress

 

[JJ Sefton]

"The bottle of water is yours for 22 pence and a non binding commitment to a pre season friendly at some indeterminate point in the future"

 

[BushBlade]

"The bottle of water is yours for 22 pence and a non binding commitment to a pre season friendly at some indeterminate point in the future"

We'd like to loan it back from you but please feel free to piss in it when we're halfway through.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Journalist - Mr Phipps...

McCabe - Phipps? You want him? He's yours, £4.62, can't say fairer than that

Journalist - No thank you Mr McCabe, I just wanted to ask him a question.

McCabe - Oh, ok. How about £3.74?

 

[Russ]

The New Bladettes cheerleader auditions proved that Sheffield is wonderful after all.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kevin - Diego will play out wide now Murphys gone. It's what you all wanted. Let's see how that works out
Jim - Go soccer!

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kev: "Welcome to the new line-up for Dragon's Den. Phippsy will be donning a wig & impersonating Hilary Devey."

 

[Sestanovich]

WAWAW?

 

[The_Green_Man]

"Go on Nigel, we don't pay you for nowt! Get yourself down to Subway! Jim's is a foot long meatball marinara"

or

"We decided to have a boardroom bonding session in which we all went out on the pitch and had a little kickabout, then we all headed indoors for a shower......And Mr Baki......Well he is like this downstairs"

or

"Sorry guys, I don't know who invited you all to this press conference but this is simply a jolly boy's knees up paid for by the club!. Wait until Jim's been on the bourbon, he does a cracking robot just like peter crouch.....It goes a bit like this!"

 

[raul]

"We will find it, we will bind it
We will stick it with glue, glue, glue
We will stickle it, every little bit of it
We will fix it like new, new new."

 

[Dnblade]

This vintage white Murph left us tastes a bit off Nigel...

Ahhhh sorry Boss...Murph picked up the vintage white by mistake and dashed off for his medical at Brighton....that's his piss sample.

 

[blade.i.am]

Look Jamie, our final offer: free use of the board room drinks cabinet after matches, free pick from Prince Abdullah's harem, oh and fifty quid a week. What do you say?

 

[Rollerball]

Brighton: ok we will give you £2 million for murphy, what do you say?
Big Kev(financial wizard): im sorry we couldn't take a penny less than £1.5 million.
brighton: *shaking heads in disbelief* ok £1.5 million.
Big Kev:you drive a hard bargain but ok, 900k and a £50 voucher for a free show on brighton pier.

 

[BladeFisher]

Ok, who are they talking to and what is being said ........

"I hear what your saying about the demise of the club, but hey I've got shareholders to satisfy and if I can get £60m by redeveloping Bramall Lane as a community village why should we have a football club here into which I'm continually pouring money?"

 

[Golden Gordon]

Is the one on the far left about to shout "to infinity and beyond"?

 

[Silent Blade]

Who are the two I dont recognise? Far left and 2nd right?

 

[Large Mendonca]

Ok, who are they talking to and what is being said ........

"So Mr Parkinson, you can get John Stead to come too ? Great then ! - we'll just give Mr Adkins the mandatory 10 games".......

 

[brownie4583]

Now Mr Adkins you will have £20m to spend on new players and we won't be selling anyone!