Caption Time!

[SUFC Guy]

Ok, who are they talking to and what is being said ........

 

[s4-blade]

Who's the fella second right?

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Kev: "Jamie, Brighton's a lovely place. Just buy yourself a leather codpiece, you'll fit in fine."

 

[billyblademan]

Who's the fella second right?

Is it our new game-changing signing?

 

[DronnieBlade]

McCabe

"We have got a barrel of money,
But we ain't got no Woodward or no Currie
But with Sharpie and Done
Promotion is soon.........

Younighted" !

UTB

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Nigel Clough...You're fired.

 

[Russ]

And the winner of the funny face pulling competition is......

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Ok, who are they talking to and what is being said ........

So Mr Adkins, you say we can start the season with Collins and McEveley at the back and we'll be rieght?

 

[Grecian2000]

McCabe: "So here's the transfer fund in the special Bladey Blade magic box. Enough for you to get promotion?"
Wenger: "But I don't zee anyzing"
Phipps: "Well I do, so off you go you surrender monkey. . . . . . send in that Adkins fella on your way out".

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Baki: "Admire my beard. Or die, mutherfucker."

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Ok, who are they talking to and what is being said ........

Sheffield United board members face questions from local media ahead of the new season.

 

[Bladesman]

Lad second from the end looks like he has turned up to the wrong meeting. Did he make a wrong turn at the hotel?

 

[Tyler Durden]

McCabe: "So basically we weren't sure if Brayford was going to come back so I was going to have Mr Baki play at right back this season and just hope you gullible cunts wouldn't notice. I know, I'm a right bastard aren't I !"

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

McCabe: You've all been asking for a new back 5...

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"So Nigel, what kind of start do you think we can expect?"

"I reckon we're looking at 3 or 4 nil boss"

 

[BushBlade]

KM 'I think we need a bums on seats signing. I can get Duncan Ferguson on loan from Everton'

 

[Lane Ender]

McCabe; You can sell who you want do what you want here there,s 20,000 silly cunts who will keep coming and paying our wages.

 

[Dnblade]

Kev .....Nigel,i said we needed more speed.

NA.... I know Kev....I've brought along Jose's drug dealer.

 

[Esablade]

KM- Hey look, we all want the same thing but you can't stand in a player's way once he's set his heart on leaving...and Desso pitches don't grow on tree's you know...

 

[UnitedBlade]

Who's the fella second right?

I'm assuming it is one of the Blades Leisure directors Prince Abdulrahmen.

I'm hoping he's shit hot on Football Manager and when his dad's not looking he spaffs all his money on Messi.

I'm not sure if he's 18 yet.

 

[blade too long]

[
for 15 , Weve got private dancer by Tina Turner

 

[SUFC Guy]

And front runner so far is....

McCabe: "So here's the transfer fund in the special Bladey Blade magic box. Enough for you to get promotion?"
Wenger: "But I don't zee anyzing"
Phipps: "Well I do, so off you go you surrender monkey. . . . . . send in that Adkins fella on your way out".

 

[crucialkneeligaman]

That Toby Foster second from left ?.

 

[Worksop II]

What a sad looking bunch of mopes, CRB check anyone, and what or who is the one of the left gurning at

 

[Kevincarterversion2.0]

Kev, "Hey, I'm putting it to deadlock vote, Dermot"

 

[raul]

McCabe: "So here's the transfer fund in the special Bladey Blade magic box. Enough for you to get promotion?"
Wenger: "But I don't zee anyzing"
Phipps: "Well I do, so off you go you surrender monkey. . . . . . send in that Adkins fella on your way out".

Brilliant. Would Mr Wenger like a rheum?

 

[Blade56]

Keep watching, it's water in the bottle and now it's ................. Ow, I'll get me coat

 

[Bladebri]

The winner of the bottle of vodka is .............

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

If you sign you can have 4 weeks at the hotel, we've even hired that kid from the Exotic Marigold Hotel to look after you, but if you break anything, that bloke next to him, at the end of the table with the beard breaks your legs, OK?

 

[Cyprus Blade]

"Just think Nigel, it could be worse. You could have said you'll strip bollock naked, paint your arse blue and get rogered by the Prince's favorite stallion on the Town Hall steps if we sell Murphy. Seriously relax. Big Jim's got this one covered - a combination of FFP (which those thick twats on the Kop don't understand), a contract clause being triggered and the Player's desire to play for Scotland will swamp any criticism. Anyroad, we let you get that pile of cack Woolford in as his replacement. They are so thick the crowd won't notice the difference."