Caption contest

[raul]

"You don't fancy that Hotel as well do you??"

 

[UnitedBlade]

Look, we're in their half

 

[shorehamview]

"Never mind pointing Kev, I want my fucking pound back."

 

[Oreyt]

"Quick, we've got to get out of here. Have you ever seen the ending of Don't Look Now?"

 

[Small Mendonca]

'Hahahaha, these crap players think they've got a future at the club'

 

[StarBlade]

"For half of your investment, you could have bought that entire town over there, sucker!"

 

[Putney Blade]

"Long time ago there used to be camels over there"

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

That's foxy, aka Elton john over there.

 

[Jehovah]

Woman in red "mmm nice arse"

 

[mattbianco1]

Woman in red "mmm nice arse"

The one behind them?

 

[BladeFisher]

"For half of your investment, you could have bought that entire town over there, sucker!"

McCabe "You could have bought Wednesday!"

Prince Abdullah "Oh my God!"

Woman in red coat "has he trod in something?"

Woman with tablet " plus $24m for 49ers income plus.."

 

[Kev Gee]

And thats were we will be building our new houses once we demolish the KOP.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

"That's Pinchy, that's the guy we're pleasing and why you're watching this dross"

"Er, right"

 

[Rodley]

"Yep that's him, over there, Michael Doyle..."

"He's the captain?! Fuck me!"

 

[wardlowwanderer]

That's the opposition's goalie, but he won't have to do anything in the game.

 

[metalblade]

KM. There look Abdull a proper manager ........................
P.A. The Scotsman ?
KM. No yer daft cunt, I meant the fat bastard.

 

[brownie4583]

That rectangle shaped white thing over there with netting in the back that's where we are supposed to kick the ball!

 

[Melbourne Blade]

"I've got that fat if I stretch my right arm out I can pop my bottom jacket button".

 

[Dnblade]

"You don't fancy that Hotel as well do you??"

KM and the Prince catching the bus back from the NY...

'Gosh...here's the X78 bus,let me just flag it down....I must warn you something's cost more than a pound'.

 

[SwissBlade]

"See the scary looking ones over there? They're the footballing gods. I didn't tell you when you put your pound in, but we see them a lot and they chuffing hate us. Your first job is to rub your lamp and get rid of them"

 

[dingledog]

KM you see each one of those mugs are worth about £500 per year to you. They keep coming regardless of what shit we put out.
Prince- you mean like a drug addict
KM exactly but they never get a high

 

[judge]

Anyone got any funny ones ?

 

[SwissBlade]

KM to the guy out of shot:

"Go on, pull my finger. I've got a greasy chip butty and a gallon of magnet inside brewing nicely"

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

That's where we sell the pies big fella.

 

[sitwell]

Look at all those suckers ,had em on for years.

 

[silverfox]

"one day all this could be yours son"

 

[sitwell]

Anyone got any funny ones ?

That's rubbish ,I don't get it

 

[brownie4583]

Look.....that's Sven over there!

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

whats that coming over the hill, is it uwe rosler?

 

[pommpey]

"I'll be in the Railway, Ullabdullah, me old."

Have I seen that wrong, but has he got his arm round him?

Summat tells me in head-choppy land, that's worth, well ... getting your head chopped off for, that is.

pommpey