Caption Contest(just for fun)

[MunXy]

"It was that b@stard knocked my brandy out of my hand, pull him off Arsene"

MunXy

 

[Deleted member 875]

"If that teacher wants yer t'make f*ckin' buns, tell her t'give you the f*ckin money!"

 

[kop_blade9]

You!!!!
Get yer shoes back on and get playing

 

[dingledog]

If you think I am travelling on that team bus with that bunch of gobshites, then you can think again, get me a private chauffeur driven merc now.

 

[JohnDenver]

"It was that b@stard knocked my brandy out of my hand, pull him off Arsene"

I was recently told by someone who frequents The Stag (who's not really a footy fan) that he saw Robbo alone and shitfaced in there on a matchday during his tenure.

Really does make you wonder...

 

[MunXy]

A friends son was on trial at the blades during robbos tenure, he told his dad "Mr Robson often turned up for training late, and fell asleep in the changing rooms and when he was awake the several times he saw him he was pissed up and drinking"
another tw@ of a manager was Warnock, he almost got 2 programme sellers fired for walking past the dug out infront of him before the match had even started.

MunXy

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

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Why have I got only one arm?

 

[raul]

Raul off Foxy on

 

[i3lade4life]

DRINK! (in the style of father Jack)

 

[Compound_Legend]

"Goowarn...lend us £1.49 for 8 Ace,will yuz?"

(longtime readers of Viz will appreciate this one... )

 

[Deleted member 875]

Not as much as i enjoy reading the latest copy of Viz and finding out they run a defacement competition. My delight was tempered by the lack of a pen

 

[JohnDenver]

post: 392054"]Not as much as i enjoy reading the latest copy of Viz and finding out they run a defacement competition. My delight was tempered by the lack of a pen

Tha's old nom de plume...

 

[Deleted member 875]

I've been practising for my next copy of Viz

 

[Sheff de party]

Well, you could buy that blue club over there, but not the red one. I used to manage them and the value's shot because of it.

 

[MunXy]

"No i have not been drinking, no i havnt got the DT's, yes i did used to know about football and if you think im lying ask that 6ft purple leprecaun sat over there on that small orange hippo"

MunXy

 

[TAMUS]

How much cut will i get , if i sign that kid .

 

[Russ]

go arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrndddd ffffffffetttttttt-chhhhhhhhhhhhh miiiiii another pint from that t-t-t-tunnnnel bar......


Russ

 

[kingston RAWW]

I am a drunken twat, everyone knew it before I came to Bramall Lane except the united board.

Not funny but true.