Caption Compo 9th November

[Kenilworth]

 

[Kenilworth]

 

[Kenilworth]

No, Barry - Fuck off! I'm not going out with you so you can't even count that as a completed pass.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

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What do you want the ball for Barry, your shit.

 

[Kenilworth]

What do want the ball for, your shit.

're - there's still time

 

[kop_blade9]

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pig - 5 times I've passed it to you but you won't pass it back!

 

[benn5712]

Banana. "Can I have a kick mester ?"
Ollie. "Owz about a nice kidney punch instead"

 

[Fanny magnet]

Ive got 5 arms

 

[wavy-blade]

Barry , That's what a proper footballers thigh looks like , and I have better hair !

 

[raul]

5 times I've been to the Belgravia Hair Studio and still look at the fucking state of it.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Can you get you money back for that Regaine stuff? It's not worked kidda

 

[SwissBlade]

Norwood: I’m literally just here dick head
Bannan: sorry mr Norwood, anything over 5 yards and my passes go wildly through the air. It’s called Jos ball
Ref: you’re going down piggy
Ball: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m off to see simmo

 

[KoppedOff]

“Ref! They cant just bring an extra player on in the middle of the game... has he? Really?”

 

[Stanthemanfan]

Bananaman" I apologise on behalf of our deluded fans who say I'm the best midfielder in Sheffield "
Norwoodhinio "Heyyyyyyy don't worry about it, they also think they won 0-0!"

 

[OO 21]

"Sorry Ollie, I just wanted to see what the ball looked like in your half of the pitch"

 

[Pierre's PC]

Look Oli, I know it's the 90th min but I have made 5 passes this game, count em 1...2...erm hold on let me use my fingers.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Barry Messi " the bus we've parked is a sunshine coach"

 

[Sean Thornton]

"BM" please please ask Tufty to come in for me in January"

"JF" Why would he want to do that ?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Sorry Baz I warned you not to wear the number 10 shirt on this pitch. It means something here and me old, you’re just not fit to wear the number...

 

[BigBed]

"What can I do if your wank, I mean, come on...."

 

[BigBed]

"Real fans, what can I say..."

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

So you’re in the Scotland squad and Flecky isn’t? How did that happen?

 

[Valleyblade]

5 seasons and 50 million quid, we had. 5 seasons. I think.

 

[metalblade]

I know you wish you played for us but give over Barry tha wunt get picked for our under 23's ya shite.

 

[Lucky Polo's]

Barry, "I know you're not the brightest and you believe everything that Jos has told you, but you will not melt if any you leave the eighteen yard box"

 

[WhiteHawk]

Oli - "Are you really going to play like this all night? It's the Sheffield derby FFS"

Bannan - "Sorry but having 5 defenders in our own 6 yard box is the only way we can stop you"

 

[LenTednTony]

Oh I see now, Ollie! When you get the ball you CAN pass it to someone in the same colour shirt as you’re wearing!”

“Fuck me, Barry. Has it taken you 88 minutes to work that out?”

 

[Dnblade]

Norwood to Bannan...Come on pal let's face it...I've more chance of finding a D Taxi than you have finding a Blue and White shirt.

 

[Blade56]

Ref that nasty man broke my manicured nails (sob) tell the nasty man ref, ref, ref

 

[Lucky Polo's]

Bazza look, even the ref reckons you're going down.