Caption Competiton

[norfolkblade]

"The chance we have of being a mid table Div 3 side next year is about the same as my waistline, massive"

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Sorry Santos got to nick it.

Look at the state of me, I'm still a fucking disgrace.

 

[Bramley]

"All those dickhead chairmen wearing suits to work...pah!....don't they realise Americans love a fat bastard in a trackie?"

 

[Linz]

And if you are reading Lee, as I know you're into all this social community malarkey, a very warm welcome to the forum

 

[LouTheBlade]

"We need season ticket sales more than ever now.....I've just eaten our back four"

 

[derrywan]

".. and this. Mr McWhirter, Mr Castle, Miss Thingy from Buks Fizz - THIS is a man wearing all his t-shirts and trackie bottoms at once. I claim my place in the Guiness Book of Records and a lifetime's supply of "Chomp" bars!"

 

[Oreyt]

Not a caption as such, but he REALLY does look like he's wearing one of those Sumo costumes.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

..and I went into the shop and asked for a new waterbed, and the bastard said it would be cheaper to through a blanket over Ladybower

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

...I was in the pub and I said to this dude, your round and he said so what you're like a fucking planet

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

So I was stood in this queue when my mobile starts to bleep through this message and suddenly everybody behind me jumps out of the way...bastards thought I was reversing!

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

I've got tears rolling down my face at this thread! Brilliant!

 

[cooperblade]

"We're not going anywhere until someone owns up............who put the lettuce in my ham sandwich?"

 

[judge]

my nickname at school was nobneck

 

[Toronto Blade]

What do you mean ,your only allowed one gastric band surgery!

 

[WhiteHawk]

"Have we signed that sponsorship deal with Pukka yet?"

 

[kop_blade9]

Grumpyblade wins for me page 1
pissed myself with that one

 

[bricktop]

Its either my way or i'll sit on you

 

[AlienWoodward]

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o, Principessa,
nella tua fredda stanza,
guardi le stelle
che fremono d'amore
e di speranza.

 

[TheSwollengland]

First I get this knob removed off my kneck and then the gasrtic band....

(its a Parson Cross thing... certain people will know exactly what it means )

 

[HoodedClaw]

Finally Monsieur a waffer thin mint?

 

[derrywan]

"Beneath these clothes I am naked. And I am a sensual being. A loving man who has love to give to all of you, my friends, my lovers. Would you like to touch the love?"

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Game off on sunday

Strap-on's only gone and eaten the ball!!!

 

[dingledog]

Its no good Mr Strapon, we tried flooding the pitch last year and it still wasnt big enough as a waterbed for you.

 

[SwissBlade]

I was on Fatcamp in Iceland and after a few days of trying I finally managed to empty my bowels in this big Glacier in Iceland and seriously it was this big, I had to double flush and it took some shoving down, next thing I knew there this huge cloud of ash appeared, dude.. So I blamed Dave Allen and the Fudders

 

[frechyblade]

When the doc says I am impotent I dress impotent.

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