Caption Competition

[Sestanovich]

Everybody hit the deck! Simmo's penalty has returned!

 

[wizadry]

Higdon has just scored and he's telling all the fans to stay off the pitch.

 

[Sestanovich]

Higdon has just scored and he's telling him to keep his shirt on

 

[BushBlade]

"The ship... out of danger? Do not grieve Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.."

I'm a tiger. Hear me roar.

 

[Kenilworth]

10 games lads
I've told you I'll give you 10 games to complete my assessment of you all.
These nobs will be patient for 10 games then we can tell them all its a work in progress.

Fucking set of mugs.

 

[judge]

 

[Highbury_Blade]

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If you think you can smell shit, you'd be right.

 

[Dnblade]

Adkins is horriffied after getting back from Ilkeston to find the preseason Transfer Window had closed early.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Look Billy, ten grand a week is my final offer.... You're hurting me here, you know that, please don't hurt me.. I can't do any more, ten grand, that's it!

 

[Kenilworth]

Woah there lads.
Let's stop all this negativity.
We can piss this league with positive vibes and belief if we are United together. That's all we need.

However, just one descenting voice and we're fucked. But we can always blame the fans, eh?

Mugs

 

[Kenilworth]

I can wrap one of these on Wilko's head and one on my left bollock and it feels peachey.

 

[Kenilworth]

10 outfield players back at corners lads. It's too dangerous otherwise.

 

[Kenilworth]

Since there's 10 of you below the height restrictions at Disneyland I promise to take you all on the magical river in the "it's a small world after all" ride.
But only if you truly believe!

 

[sitwell]

Since there's 10 of you below the height restrictions at Disneyland I promise to take you all on the magical river in the "it's a small world after all" ride.
But only if you truly believe!

I will be singing that in my head all day now....thanks.

 

[Kenilworth]

I will be singing that in my head all day now....thanks.

Best you think of Casey Junior and use that one instead



I know I can, I think I can, I know I can



........ YIPPEEEEEEE !

 

[Canterbury Blade]

The Star headline...

In the latest attempt to unite the players and fans, new United supremo Nigel Adkins is seen leading the Blades fans in a Black Lace sing along during a quiet spell in the pre season friendly at Ilkeston. The Division One promotion maestro is seen booming out 'Agadoo' and in leading from the front, he shows the travelling Blades support the actions to be done whilst singing about how to push pineapples up the tree...

All together now...

 

[Kenilworth]

If he don't buy a decent pair of centre halves then I know exactly where those Pineapples should be pushed