Caption Competition

[Kenilworth]

Here you go

Did you hear the one about United surrendering a two goal lead at home? ..........
..... Fucks 'em up good and proper that does.


D'you know, little boy, if you pull this scarf me knob falls out?

 

[mattbianco1]

DJ- "I've come here to shirecliffe to sign McDonald & Maguire. Don't stand in my way"

DW "Haha. Fuck off"

 

[Hartley Hare]

DJ - I have just seen McCabe and Mandaric, they have acquired a job lot of Crystal Palace shirts, ready for the merger.

DW - I know McCabe told me we were going to be called Sheffield Eagles.

 

[1889]

DW: "So then Graham Turner rings up and says I'd like to take Chris Porter on loan..."

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

I know we had an agreement at the end of last season, but ffs don't give me the money in public.

 

[SwissBlade]

Was sent this by a pig fan today

 

[Russ]

DW: I farted in your chair 807,423 times.

DJ: At least it gets rid of the smell of bacon.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Wilson: You sly old dog. Talk about a pork swordsman. Does your missus know your here? (snigger)
Jones: Which one? (chortle)

 

[judge]

So YOUR mpjacko?

 

[Kenilworth]

Fancy a game of Netball after the match?

 

[Kenilworth]

Courtesy of axel smeets on this thread #1

DW: I remember your pious outburst at Leeds fans after the game at the sty, ignoring your own fans chants and trying to take the moral high ground. Well, the chickens have well and truly come home to roost haven't they?You self righteous scouse cunt!

 

[TopBoy]

DW: Away from football what other sports do you enjoy?
DJ: Netball

 

[blade too long]

Owls manager Dave Jones caught with girl who plays netball
you never see the 2 in the same place

 

[metalblade]

You lucky bastard Dave ....................................................................... she lets you take her up the Arse .........................













..................nal ???

 

[Kempy]

quote]

I heard Nile Ranger's been released, he might be worth a crack Danny?

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

"United beating wednesday hahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahahahahahaha"

 

[sitwell]

Want to see some puppies ?