Caption Competition

[Sothall_Blade]

Sorry Linz! (again) :hello:

 

[Kenilworth]

Sheffield experiences modernisation with a Hippy revivial in Western Park

or

Galadriel wannabee tells middle earth she will be in charge of the ring in the Fall

 

[Caveblade]

Maid Marion gazed adoringly into Robins Eyes, and said "Sorry you're a forest fan it would never work"

 

[dingledog]

Cinderella looking for her Fox in shining armour

 

[BusheyBlade]

Sheffield United's new manager searches in vain for training ground goals, only to find them hidden in a bush.

 

[Torrix1889]

Lady Godiva in nip cover-up shock.....

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Stevie Nicks pictured leaving her delorean.

 

[bladesfan]

OK new training tactics the first player to find the goal has won.

 

[shorehamview]

"I do not look like a fucking peg and lucky heather salesperson."

 

[Mousey]

"So yeah, this is my park, do you want to come see my bench?"

 

[shorehamview]

Here's the wide angled shot when Linz's colleagues from the Polytechnic Hallam University joined her in the park.

 

[silverfox]

Here's the wide angled shot when Linz's colleagues from the Polytechnic Hallam University joined her in the park.

Is Foxy the one in drag?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Interviewer: So, Linz, we'll just practice a bit before we do a take, OK?

Linz: Ooareight, as long as yer lemme know when yers rolling, ooareight?

Interviewer: Don't worry, Linz. So, what would you do to make the average Sheffield United fan a lot happier than they are today?

Linz: Well first, I'd shut darn Blades Mad! Full er idiots and they spend all their time slaggin' me and Foxy so I'd gi' 'em summat ter shaart abart - I'd gi' 'em t' booit!! And dun't get me started on Step - thar not recooardin' yet are tha?

Interviewer: Checking sound levels, Linz.

Linz: Reight - that Step, flippin', Firth, only guz and shuts darn Blades United wiaart gi'ing us any nooatice. Me laptop nearly friggin went inter meltdarn when dey all tried loggin' on - God it did me 'eead in! We're not on air are we?

Interviewer: Checking light levels, Linz.

Linz: Mind you, there's some reight sooarts on S24SU while I'm on t' subject. Dey is one dat just comes on, tries to be deead enigmatic and posts abart three words and then buggers off - usually summat like, "Who owns the freehold?". And don't get me started on that Chelsea fan boorin' us to death wi' 'is bloody shed exploits - like any on us giz a flyin'! Have we started yet?

Interviewer: The director will say "Action, Linz.

Linz: Good - I wun't want any o' this gerrin' art! And them sodding (so-called Blades) Scottish football fans - if they wanna chat abart flamin' Scottish football, lerrem gerrof to a Jock website and leeave us alooan! And God 'elp me If I ever gerr 'old of Len! Phew - sorry abart t' rant! Are we ready nah, cos if we are I'll get back to talking posh.

Interviewer: Thank you, Linz, that was excellent. It's a wrap!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

..and after all the controversy, Seth MacFarlane unveils the new look for Lois Griffin.

 

[super_pig]

my real name is delia?

just noticed alan cork has been removed from the avatars.. suggest replace with one alan woodward?

 

[rachyblade]

Linz... You need to come and kick some ass

 

[Big Mart]

And here's me and Foxy enjoying the pre-nuptials

 

[raul]

Foxy banged you out. Walls of Jericho if I'm not mistaken.

bear

 

[gavtheblade]

i had to look twice,i thought it was ryan sidebottom!up the tykes(cricket)

 

[Big Mart]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3052638.stm

:croc::badger::croc:

 

[raul]

 

[Kenilworth]

I tell thee what. In them woods there were three bears . .......

 

[MunXy]

"..and then i woke to find myself here and some nonce calling himself number 1, adressing me as number 69 which i took offence to and promptly showed him the meaning of shoreham agro.."

MunXy