Caption Comp Dubai Training

[Houston_Blade]

"Lift up your thobe and give us the ball back"

 

[SelbyBlade]

"What are the McCabe family doing here?"

 

[Jon Bon II]

Him in the white smock looks like one of those dodgy mafia priests from Monty Python.

"Eeza da nice-a da training ground you have here, Signore Wilder. It-a would be-a such a shame if it-a da burn down in da night. Accidents-a do a happen you know, si?"

 

[Tazzy]

Ok some guy with a white dress has just turned up ignore him and he may go away

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Young Prince: "Na den Dad, get thi coyt off , it's only 40'C , reyt coyld , but tha needs to look 'ard , like Chris, wi shorts on."

 

[benn5712]

"That's never Woolhoue. Is it?!!

 

[SwissBlade]

For thems that dont know abart watches, that's a reyt watch that Bettis is wearing.

Rolex Submariner?

 

[Wright1889]

Mind the gap

 

[Eza Blade]

Chris - is that a pole in your tent or are you as happy to see me as every other blade

 

[Inter_blade83]

Who's idea was it to train at a fucking school?

 

[Tongeincheek]

Prince: “Who is that over in the bushes”
Wilder: “oh, just ignore him - he thinks he’s preparing for next season”
Everyone laughs

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Rolex Submariner?

Patek Philippe Nautilus

 

[VARsteward]

Are you sure this is the bus stop for meadowhall?

 

[ucandomagic]

Wilder to guy next to him -

No I only nick the towels, not the sheets.

 

[Seph_Blade]

all looking for the football, it's clearly under the fella's tablecloth!

 

[BushBlade]

Patek Philippe Nautilus

Was going to ask as I thought it was but couldn’t quite see it clearly enough on my phone. I think it’s become the fashionable watch de jour as I’ve noticed a couple of footballers wearing them, Savage has a steel or platinum one.
It’s a bit of a shame they’ve jumped on the Patek Phillipe bandwagon, too classy for footballers. They should stick to oversized Hublots that are as big as an old Westclox Big Ben.

 

[nickwr37]

What if we build a new stadium over there with a 60,000 capacity and include weekend return flights, accomodation plus food in with season ticket prices. Plus, can we put a price freeze for 5 years on season tickets. Good idea to increase our fanbase in the UAE.

 

[Varkanoid]

Dare Excel Share Create

Good motto for the team this season.

http://www.descsport.com/

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Can’t be a rocket, Iran is in the other direction

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Was going to ask as I thought it was but couldn’t quite see it clearly enough on my phone. I think it’s become the fashionable watch de jour as I’ve noticed a couple of footballers wearing them, Savage has a steel or platinum one.
It’s a bit of a shame they’ve jumped on the Patek Phillipe bandwagon, too classy for footballers. They should stick to oversized Hublots that are as big as an old Westclox Big Ben.

Don’t dis the Hub

 

[BushBlade]

Don’t dis the Hub

They’re ubiquitous. Then you see someone like Mourinho with his tiny wrists wearing one and it makes him look like a little kid wearing his dad’s watch.

 

[LenTednTony]

They said ‘wait ‘ere lad. Wensdy bus for’t Premier League will be ere soon. Av bin waitin for ovver 15 years nah’!

 

[BadgersBigToe]

They’re ubiquitous. Then you see someone like Mourinho with his tiny wrists wearing one and it makes him look like a little kid wearing his dad’s watch.

He chose the wrong model......actually he didn’t choose at all.....he got the fucker free

 

[BushBlade]

He chose the wrong model......actually he didn’t choose at all.....he got the fucker free

Yeah, I’ve tried to explain this to my mate but he won’t have it. I wish I was a brand ambassador.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

“Hey Chris guess where we used to hide bin laden. “

 

[Bartleby]

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The guy in the white robe's saying to CW "I can remember when it were all fields around here".

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

Bournemouth!, what they fuckin doing here?. Is that Surman Chris?

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Was going to ask as I thought it was but couldn’t quite see it clearly enough on my phone. I think it’s become the fashionable watch de jour as I’ve noticed a couple of footballers wearing them, Savage has a steel or platinum one.
It’s a bit of a shame they’ve jumped on the Patek Phillipe bandwagon, too classy for footballers. They should stick to oversized Hublots that are as big as an old Westclox Big Ben.

I’ve seen Lampard, Moyes and Dyche all wearing PP this season.

 

[diode_blade]

Wilder, "who's just shat in the center circle....."