Callum McFadzean's Scrotum

[Smirth]

Ouch.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...315-_-SunScotSport-_-396816887-_-Imageandlink

 

[Smirth]

Oops - wrong section. Mods - please move.

 

[Kenilworth]

Well, that certainly scuppers the rumour that the Sheffield United squad is without balls





... ouch

 

[Tyler Durden]

I wish I'd thought of that as a user name

 

[PeteBlade]

Load of bollocks

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I expect he's feeling quite testy at the moment.

 

[Ben_1982]

At least he's another fucking off in the summer!

 

[Kenilworth]

I wish I'd thought of that as a user name

I'll bet you look nowt like Bradd Pitt, either

 

[pommpey]

I wonder if, when the studs bottomed out, it made that old-banger car-horn sound.

pommpey

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'll bet you look nowt like Bradd Pitt, either

As far as Fight Club characters go, I'm nearer to Meat Loaf

 

[pommpey]

This



pommpey

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

That's probably the best thread title I've ever come across on here.

Ought to be some sort of Golden Bollock award for it tbh.

 

[alcoblade]

I was trying not to laugh, but "Scotland starlet" tipped me over the edge.

UTB

 

[mosbolad]

I was trying not to laugh, but "Scotland starlet" tipped me over the edge.

UTB

 

[robbiez666]

Stephen Kingsley must be shit.

 

[mattbianco1]

I twisted a hillock when I was 19. Worst pain ever experienced. Wouldn't wish it on Martin Samuel or Gary Megson.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I twisted a hillock when I was 19. Worst pain ever experienced. Wouldn't wish it on Martin Samuel or Gary Megson.

I don't want to live in a world where people don't wish intense pain on Gary Megson.

 

[alcoblade]

Worst pain ever experienced. Wouldn't wish it on Martin Samuel or Gary Megson.

Stop talking daft.

I once left an acid chemical, applied to my cock by the clap clinic (under strict instruction to wash off within a few hours) in place overnight.

It helped get rid of my dose, but it was definitely a pain I'd wish on Martin Samuel or Gary Megson.

UTB

 

[Kenilworth]

Stop talking daft.

I once left an acid chemical, applied to my cock by the clap clinic (under strict instruction to wash off within a few hours) in place overnight.

It helped get rid of my dose, but it was definitely a pain I'd wish on Martin Samuel or Gary Megson.

UTB

Re "dose" did you mean "dick"

 

[alcoblade]

Re "dose" did you mean "dick"

Well, it felt like my dick had dissolved.

UTB

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Footballers these days are such wimps. It's only a bollock, you've got two of em.

Bollocks, eyes, ears, kidneys. Anything you have two of, you can afford to lose one.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Footballers these days are such wimps. It's only a bollock, you've got two of em.

Bollocks, eyes, ears, kidneys. Anything you have two of, you can afford to lose one.

Hitler didn't, he'd have been screwed if he was a Forward.

 

[We'reAllBladesAren'tWe]

His only good form at Sheffield United was the play offs against Stevenage where he scored the winning goal.

 

[blade too long]

Footballers these days are such wimps. It's only a bollock, you've got two of em.

Bollocks, eyes, ears, kidneys. Anything you have two of, you can afford to lose one.

does that cover legs too

 

[Jostein's Bandage]

Bet you never heard Derek Dooley moaning. He probably got straight back up and took the corner with his cock.

Footballers were real men back in them days. None of these pony tails and yellow boots bollocks.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I have a theory that it looks exactly like Jimmy Sirrel's leathery wrinkled face but need photographic evidence.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Got a pic of Naked Donald Trump if that's any use?...




(Hitler Syndrome...)

 

[blade too long]

heres a picture of a peach pip , its as close as you can get with being offensive

 

[alcoblade]

Seperated at Birth?

Spoiler

NSFW...

 

[west_yorks_blade]

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Thanks mate. Case solved.