Broadchurch

[mattbianco1]

Now we know why Chris Porter hasn't been getting near the squad....

He's been filming the new series of Broadchurch

 

[Kenilworth]

Good spot there Bianca - good spot

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

It's not a fashionable view, but in our neck of the South stand we are gonna miss Porter when he's gone. Often hopeless, hapless, hilarious, slower than me and prone to technical gaffes, when given a shirt he always ran his gnads into the ground for us, AND made us laugh a lot in the process during often dark days. I forget the stats or the thread, but last time we talked all things Porter his goals per minutes on the pitch last season looked pretty tight too. Even if some of them were pens, and the rest went in off his arse.

My highlight of last season was driving to London for the semi-final, agreeing to be designated driver if the rest of the rabble in the car wore Porter masks the whole way down. Fantastic.

Christopher Porter, slayer of dragons and giants, you will be missed.

 

[wizadry]

Now we know why Chris Porter hasn't been getting near the squad....

He's been filming the new series of Broadchurch
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Either that or he's shite! Apparently if Clough doesn't pick a player they're not good enough,quite simple is our fanbase,Sir Nigel of Cloughness can do no wrong.

 

[boo radley]

I see four tables there, which one looks like Porter?

 

[Bladesway]

Haa haa, Porter. Its funny because. Well its funny because. No its not funny.

 

[SwissBlade]

I see four tables there, which one looks like Porter?

I couldn't see a look a like either

 

[mattbianco1]

boo radley SwissBlade you are joking right?

The prison guard is an absolute doppelganger

 

[Tezza1889]

Looks like lars from metallica is branching out too..

 

[boo radley]

boo radley SwissBlade you are joking right?

The prison guard is an absolute doppelganger

Oh yes i see it now. It was because the tables were moving faster than the guard and i was looking for someone with pace. I forgot we were talking about Porter

 

[Trigger Blade]

boo radley SwissBlade you are joking right?

The prison guard is an absolute doppelganger

He's almost a doppel-doppelganger, he's got Porter's head and Higdon's body.

 

[SwissBlade]

boo radley SwissBlade you are joking right?

The prison guard is an absolute doppelganger

Unless porters changed a lot.

You're clearly in love with porter