Brian The Blade

[grafikhaus]

As ever, this idiot had his own reserved spot on P & G last night and boy what tripe he talks!

Among his pearls of wisdom were:

"Aston Villa are the worst team to play at Bramall Lane in many, many years." Not the worst Premier team, note. No, the worst team. Discuss.

and

"I was talking to TC yesterday, and I told him that even at his age if he put some boots on he could do better than anybody who was on that pitch."

Now, I've got a doppelganger of Brian who collars me every game. Like Brian, he talks in an uneducated Northern drawl. Like Brian, he's been going for many years and think this confers some kind of wisdom. Like Brian, he likes to 'rub shoulders' with names (the other week he threw his arms around Trevor Birch's shoulder and told him to 'get Martin O'Neill in.' (Bet he loves trotting these ITK stories out in the pub).
And like Brian, he knows nothing. Why does RS indulge this moron? Wednesday must be laughing.

 

[cahill]

"an uneducated northern drawl" Perhaps you should stick to polo and rugger.

 

[grafikhaus]

Probably could have put it better, but it pains me when people put themselves up for interview on RS, Look North etc. and make no attempt to curb the "Eeeh, bah gooms."

Pass the Pimms, old boy.

 

[super_pig]

eye.. n'a pimms for't whippet an'all.. agree totally btw

 

[bottletree]

I think Brian the so called Blade summed himself up perfectly a few years ago. We had a game away at Wrexham, first round of the league cup i think. I was there to see relatives so i went to the game. We won but only just. scrappy game and about 300 blades made the journey. I knew that the pigs were playing Wrexham the following game at the racecourse ground so i had some stickers made saying piggy owls scum on them. I put them on the backs of the chairs so some of the pigs would see them lol. Brian came on RS a few days later saying he was at Wrexham to see both Sheffield teams play there as he was staying there to see family. Now why on earth would he want to see the other lot if he is a blade? He also went onto say how much better the pigs were compared to us and that their fans got behind the team all the game.
Go and support the pigs ya fat git if you feel this way. Thats why he slags united off every chance he gets. Because really he is a pig supporting lard ass.

 

[LSF]

I think Brian the so called Blade summed himself up perfectly a few years ago. We had a game away at Wrexham, first round of the league cup i think. I was there to see relatives so i went to the game. We won but only just. scrappy game and about 300 blades made the journey. I knew that the pigs were playing Wrexham the following game at the racecourse ground so i had some stickers made saying piggy owls scum on them. I put them on the backs of the chairs so some of the pigs would see them lol. Brian came on RS a few days later saying he was at Wrexham to see both Sheffield teams play there as he was staying there to see family. Now why on earth would he want to see the other lot if he is a blade? He also went onto say how much better the pigs were compared to us and that their fans got behind the team all the game.
Go and support the pigs ya fat git if you feel this way. Thats why he slags united off every chance he gets. Because really he is a pig supporting lard ass.

Brian, who i've known all my life, is indeed a Blade and has been all his life too. It's just that he craves attention and Radio Sheffield grant him that facility. He says outlandish shite on air to create this kind of reaction and in most cases doesn't really believe it himself, but it makes him a local small time 'name' and he gets off on that.
Just treat his ramblings with the contempt they deserve....

 

[axel smeets]

Probably could have put it better, but it pains me when people put themselves up for interview on RS, Look North etc. and make no attempt to curb the "Eeeh, bah gooms."

Pass the Pimms, old boy.

No different to me putting mute on the TV everytime I hear some southern cunt say 'barth', 'grarss', 'glarss'. Any accent lower than Worksop really grates on me.

 

[Muttley]

absochuffinlutely Axel.

 

[muttsnuts]

Probably could have put it better, but it pains me when people put themselves up for interview on RS, Look North etc. and make no attempt to curb the "Eeeh, bah gooms."

Pass the Pimms, old boy.

You is what you is, me personally i never did spoke proper england since i was a children.

 

[Jon Bon]

Brian, who i've known all my life, is indeed a Blade and has been all his life too. It's just that he craves attention and Radio Sheffield grant him that facility. He says outlandish shite on air to create this kind of reaction and in most cases doesn't really believe it himself, but it makes him a local small time 'name' and he gets off on that.
Just treat his ramblings with the contempt they deserve....

Was he known as 'Bruno' when he was younger? I've always wondered if he is the same bloke I played against a few times, many years ago in the local football leagues.

 

[Foxy]

Was he known as 'Bruno' when he was younger? I've always wondered if he is the same bloke I played against a few times, many years ago in the local football leagues.

You might not be too far off there

 

[Rattly Noise]

Nail on the head innit

 

[sothall blade]

does any of you remember his rant on radio sheff against mccabe when we where in the prem,regarding the state of the toilets ? the fuckin idiot

 

[broomhillblade]

does any of you remember his rant on radio sheff against mccabe when we where in the prem,regarding the state of the toilets ? the fuckin idiot

He should have seen the toilets circa 1948 - you could smell them from 20 yards away.

 

[LSF]

Was he known as 'Bruno' when he was younger? I've always wondered if he is the same bloke I played against a few times, many years ago in the local football leagues.

Yep, as confirmed above JB, the same one. Bruno (not a nickname he was particularly keen on) was a local player in the late 50's, 60's, 70's etc and then went on to manage at local level. He played semi-professionally and was known for his physical approach (some might say dirty barsteward ). He managed successfully too but was always controversial and opinionated (some might say a big gob )

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Yep, as confirmed above JB, the same one. Bruno (not a nickname he was particularly keen on) was a local player in the late 50's, 60's, 70's etc and then went on to manage at local level. He played semi-professionally and was known for his physical approach (some might say dirty barsteward ). He managed successfully too but was always controversial and opinionated (some might say a big gob )

He's not the same bloke who did the drunken "I'm a blaaaade" rant at the fans forum a couple of years back is he?

 

[norfolkblade]

No different to me putting mute on the TV everytime I hear some southern cunt say 'barth', 'grarss', 'glarss'. Any accent lower than Worksop really grates on me.

Oo ya cheeky northern monkey!

 

[Caveblade]

Had another installment tonight where when he started spouting about crowds at the Lane and he couldn't deal with the response from the presenter suddenly moved onto Donny Rovers pricing policy.

Simple question do we really need to listen to this mans drivel twice in 3 days, can Radio Sheffield not lift its standards any higher!

He has spent the last ten years slagging united off at every opportunity, asking radio sheffield to pass on his telephone number onto the manager at the time so he can pass on his pearls of footballing wisdom, it is like like listening to a particularly bad cracked record can they not just ban him and give us all a break?

I remember going in the club shop before a game and hearing this voice pontificating, the hairs went up on the back of neck as I realised that I was indeed in the prescence of the mighty Bruno. My big regret is that I just left I should have told him to put a cork in it!

The outcome of it all is that Brian along with a number of other regular callers now see themselves as some kind of authoratative voices and celebrities who people are waiting to listen to.

Anyway, rant over!!

 

[Bert]

"He has spent the last ten years slagging united off at every opportunity, asking radio sheffield to pass on his telephone number onto the manager at the time so he can pass on his pearls of footballing wisdom, it is like like listening to a particularly bad cracked record can they not just ban him and give us all a break?"

Most internet forums are infested by the same type of louse, if you whinge and complain you get more attention, they are always without fail saddos who have nothing else in their lives.
It's very boring and drives many people away.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Can't believe so many Blades get so wound up about the fabled 'Brian the Blade'.

Don't usually listen to P&G but caught some of it tonight, post rant so everyone was up in arms about Brian. I've got a few mates who get all worked up about the stuff he comes out with - don't listen to the bugger if he upsets you that much!! The times I've heard him I've always thought he was quite amusing, probably more to do with the thought of the reaction he would be getting from other Blades, than owt else.

As for Radio Sheffield, they're going to lap it up when he phones in - the more he upsets folk the busier the lines will be.

I was getting more upset with the caller who wanted 20,000 leaflets printing out to tell the fans to sing at games. Personally I'm more than happy mumping in the South Stand than turning into a happy clapper Can't believe any Blades are pointing the finger at the fans for the current predicament. Spend some money on a couple of decent centre-halfs and we stay up, don't and it'll be touch and go whether we do.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Spend some money on a couple of decent centre-halfs and we stay up, don't and it'll be touch and go whether we do.

Would we not be better off spending the money on two fuckers who could score.

Get two goals a game and the opposing teams will need to score three. Easier than keeping clean sheets and trying to nick a goal. Also the longer the season goes on the more teams will have to counter act our scoring prowess as we will have been scouted and they then will expect us to score making it even less likely that they would attack us as they became more defensibly minded.

Easy this manager lark, ought to have been called Brian!

 

[norfolkblade]

Would we not be better off spending the money on two fuckers who could score.

Get two goals a game and the opposing teams will need to score three. Easier than keeping clean sheets and trying to nick a goal. Also the longer the season goes on the more teams will have to counter act our scoring prowess as we will have been scouted and they then will expect us to score making it even less likely that they would attack us as they became more defensibly minded.

Easy this manager lark, ought to have been called Brian!

But we have been scoring recently though, just conceded far more!

 

[cahill]

Can't stand these predjudiced types embarrassed by their own and others working class or regional accent. Forelock tugging lickspittles:

 

[Downwind]

"Spend some money on a couple of decent centre-halfs and we stay up, don't and it'll be touch and go whether we do"

Now there's a young lad at Sunderland looking for a game - Matthew something .......... what's his name again ......... Kilgallon that's it. May be one to look at............................ oh

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

"Would we not be better off spending the money on two fuckers who could score."

Not really. All these games where we've been losing 4-2, 3-2 or drawing 3-3 or 2-2 many would suddenly become 1-0, 2-0, 3-0, 3-1 victories. Many of these where we've lost 1-0 away would be 0-0, or with the crowd on the home teams back 1-0, 2-0 wins.

With the current defence it wouldn't matter how many we'd score we'd still lose by the odd goal in 7, 9, 11.

 

[boo radley]

Brian wanted us to spend 6.5 million on Nugent!!! He wants us to sign anyplayer that gets a bit of press and is on form. he would break the bank to get them.
Seen him a few times at junior football, dressed in a matching tracksuit and hatwith his grey beard he lloked like pappa smurf. I remember once Seth saying '' he's got a good reputation in the meadowhall league'' Another caller came on and shot him down big style pointing out that the reputation was build in Seths mind created by Brian himself.
Lately he's critisised fans for not going to the Villa game, yet he loves to drop in the conversation ''from the box i was in'' Now I wonder if he gets this invite free or does he pay?

 

[grafikhaus]

Brian wanted us to spend 6.5 million on Nugent!!! He wants us to sign anyplayer that gets a bit of press and is on form.

Aye, just like the similar bloke who collars me at every game. Name any manager who is going through a run of good form/luck, and he'll insist he could 'do a good job here.'

Therefore over recent times, he would have had Adie Boothroyd, Ian Dowie, Brian Laws (!!!) and George Burley as our manager.

Football is full of know nowts.

 

[boo radley]

Aye, just like the similar bloke who collars me at every game. Name any manager who is going through a run of good form/luck, and he'll insist he could 'do a good job here.'

Therefore over recent times, he would have had Adie Boothroyd, Ian Dowie, Brian Laws (!!!) and George Burley as our manager.

Football is full of know nowts.

Wow that puts you and me in the same club as Brian-- AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[William Large]

As ever, this idiot had his own reserved spot on P & G last night and boy what tripe he talks!

Among his pearls of wisdom were:

"Aston Villa are the worst team to play at Bramall Lane in many, many years." Not the worst Premier team, note. No, the worst team. Discuss

and

"I was talking to TC yesterday, and I told him that even at his age if he put some boots on he could do better than anybody who was on that pitch."

Now, I've got a doppelganger of Brian who collars me every game. Like Brian, he talks in an uneducated Northern drawl. Like Brian, he's been going for many years and think this confers some kind of wisdom. Like Brian, he likes to 'rub shoulders' with names (the other week he threw his arms around Trevor Birch's shoulder and told him to 'get Martin O'Neill in.' (Bet he loves trotting these ITK stories out in the pub).
And like Brian, he knows nothing. Why does RS indulge this moron? Wednesday must be laughing.

I can't actually believe that I am rising to it and paying it the credence that it doesn't deserve, but have you heard this bell end on the radio this week? I have only turned on Football Heaven twice and on each occassion, had to turn off after heard this fuckwit spouting his usual shite. I know that the majority of people that phone in are loons but he takes the piss. I think that he genuinely believes that he is some sort of turn or that he is part of the show. To top it all off, on praise or grumble tonight he was adamant that Arsene Wenger would be at the sty tomorrow watching Maguire! When it was pointed out to him that perhaps he would be at the Emirates as Arsenal play Spurs at 1.30, he wouldn't have it!

It should really be ignored and if he reads this forum then he will probably be delighted and feel even more self important. Another reason not to listen to FH along with 20 minute daily Megson interviews, the Piggy bias and don't even get me started on Keith Hill.................................................

 

[Northyorksblade]

absochuffinlutely Axel.

CHeers W, us suvverners can't help how we speak.