Boxing Day Hipflask

[SwissBlade]

What was in yours?

I went for a blend of Remy Martin XO with a very pleasant Churchill’s Port. Fabulous.

I was handed a Sloe liquor miniature in the first half before my piss which included missing the first goal, then the half time kicked off with a whisky provided by Blade&Snuff. Not for me

 

[Billyblade]

Bastard.
Forgot to take mine.
If I'd remembered it would've had Zubrovka in it

 

[Tom Bott]

Ardbeg - Corryvrekan.

Holy shit, is liquid cocaine legal ? 57%ABV saw all 5 goals

 

[Foxy]

What was in yours?

I went for a blend of Remy Martin XO with a very pleasant Churchill’s Port. Fabulous.

I was handed a Sloe liquor miniature in the first half before my piss which included missing the first goal, then the half time kicked off with a whisky provided by Blade&Snuff. Not for me

Sadly nowt this year.

Man flu and so only ended up with a couple of pints in the Polish bar (Cremorne was sardines).

Called at the local after picking up Roo and still only managed to force one down.

Could do with a care package of top shelf sending round!

 

[sitwell]

Everyone on John st was drenched in Lynx ,still the smell of yesterdays dinner and John Smiths ruled

 

[Addison]

What was in yours?

I went for a blend of Remy Martin XO with a very pleasant Churchill’s Port. Fabulous.

I was handed a Sloe liquor miniature in the first half before my piss which included missing the first goal, then the half time kicked off with a whisky provided by Blade&Snuff. Not for me

A good remedy for the cold. Mine was a fine Calvados blended with a Fonseca port.

 

[JohnDenver]

Everyone on John st was drenched in Lynx ,still the smell of yesterdays dinner and John Smiths ruled

God, the lad sat next to me stunk like the ground floor of Cole Brothers.

 

[Stretch]

How did you get it through the security checks? Bloody frisking folk on the way into BLUT.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

How did you get it through the security checks? Bloody frisking folk on the way into BLUT.

Bloke in front of me with his kid got stopped for trying to take pop into the ground! Had to get his kid to drink it up outside before being let in. Seriously.

 

[Foxy]

How did you get it through the security checks? Bloody frisking folk on the way into BLUT.

Swizzler wouldn't be seen slumming it in the upper tier!

 

[BigBed]

Sadly nowt this year.

Man flu and so only ended up with a couple of pints in the Polish bar (Cremorne was sardines).

Called at the local after picking up Roo and still only managed to force one down.

Could do with a care package of top shelf sending round!

Porn helps me feel better too fella

 

[Foxy]

Porn helps me feel better too fella

You're the Baldock header to my cross , put that one on a plate for you.

 

[Tom Bott]

How did you get it through the security checks? Bloody frisking folk on the way into BLUT.

Could have been worse

 

[nowtfancy]

Bloke in front of me with his kid got stopped for trying to take pop into the ground! Had to get his kid to drink it up outside before being let in. Seriously.

It is a bit daft
Last season I took a can of dandelion & burdock in (mandatory after fish & chips)
When I opened it there were 4 stewards climbing over seats to get to me
"YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE"

If only those supposed to be selling refreshments attacked their jobs with such zeal I might be more inclined to purchase something in the ground more frequently!

 

[Stretch]

Bloke in front of me with his kid got stopped for trying to take pop into the ground! Had to get his kid to drink it up outside before being let in. Seriously.

They weren't that bad with us tbf. Bloke was apologetic at having to do it. Seems a bit daft frisking those who are obviously there with wives & kids though. Highly unlikely they are a risk but then again stranger things have happened. Sign of the times unfortunately.

 

[Innuendoandouttheother]

Clynelish 14. Lovleh!

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Bloke in front of me with his kid got stopped for trying to take pop into the ground! Had to get his kid to drink it up outside before being let in. Seriously.

Odd and inconsistent as I walked in with a coffee, was searched whilst holding it, and I had a hip flask.
Poor young fella clearly got a dickhead steward.

Edit: didn’t answer the question. Port.

 

[BigBed]

this is my tipple of choice this year, this is the second bottle since Christmas eve

 

[northsomersetblade]

If you get an erection while they are searching you they always stop when they feel it. Highly recommended

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Odd and inconsistent as I walked in with a coffee, was searched whilst holding it, and I had a hip flask.
Poor young fella clearly got a dickhead steward.

Edit: didn’t answer the question. Port.

Yeah, think the problem was that the guy went in with a bag, which they inevitably searched.

But stopping him for a bottle of pop was ridiculously (even stupidly) officious. Felt really bad for the guy & the kid especially (not that I said owt, coward that I am).

 

[Tom Bott]

If you get an erection while they are searching you they always stop when they feel it. Highly recommended

Or get a hip flask like mine ..

And always go to the turnstyle where there is a female steward person.

 

[Inter_blade83]

Bloke in front of me with his kid got stopped for trying to take pop into the ground! Had to get his kid to drink it up outside before being let in. Seriously.

I usually take a bottle of coke or vimto in with me... Hanging out of my coat pocket too.

It's not illegal to take a bottle in at all. I'd have argued til they gave up.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Yeah, think the problem was that the guy went in with a bag, which they inevitably searched.

But stopping him for a bottle of pop was ridiculously (even stupidly) officious. Felt really bad for the guy & the kid especially (not that I said owt, coward that I am).

Bloke next to me rocked up with a bag full of cold cut sarnies, Scotch eggs, pork pie and drink.
I was quite gutted that I’d not had the same thought before I left the house.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Tea. Typhoo. A bit of milk and average 1.8 teaspoons of sugar per cup. It'd be stretching it a bit to describe it as 'hip' though...

 

[BigBed]

Bloke next to me rocked up with a bag full of cold cut sarnies, Scotch eggs, pork pie and drink.
I was quite gutted that I’d not had the same thought before I left the house.

I was ashamed because he asked me to watch his bag when he went for a piss, I had to eat so quickly I got a stitch, and then had to apologise because I'd not watched his bag closely enough n some cunt had stolen both his scotch eggs and 2 of his lovely, Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwiches, add that to 3 points n 3 goals, n I had an ok day with a free lunch.

 

[Blade&Snuff]

What was in yours?

I went for a blend of Remy Martin XO with a very pleasant Churchill’s Port. Fabulous.

I was handed a Sloe liquor miniature in the first half before my piss which included missing the first goal, then the half time kicked off with a whisky provided by Blade&Snuff. Not for me

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha your face was a picture, pussy.
I'll treat you to a home made sloe gin for the next home game.
UTBFTP

 

[Sean Thornton]

Cans are the issue. Have been for some time.

 

[sitwell]

Those moaning about security checks and coppers just recall a few days ago some cunts getting arrested a few days ago for planning a yuletide terrorist attack. Rumours from some quarters it could have been outside the Lane today. Take a second to think about that.