Karaoke Blade
Well-Known Member
I hope Shorehamview doesnt mind me sharing his/her words, but on a day like today I think they are very apt:
What does SUFC mean to you?
Originally Posted by shorehamview 11/06/2011
The belief, nay, the certain knowledge, that every other club in the entire world is in fact shit.
Man United may be league champions, but they are in more debt than the average banana republic and they are in Manchester, which is a shithole.
Barcelona are wank, despite playing all that lovely football, with that lovely ground and those trophies, they too are in masses of debt, have blue stripes on their kit, are in Spain which as we all know is only fit for holidays, and most of the women have moustaches like a Mexican train robber anyway.
The German clubs may have standing areas, but so what? They are German, and that is far too big a cross to bear.
French? Pah. Portuguese? Ditto. Italians? Eleven defenders v eleven defenders. Boring in the extreme.
They are all shit, although slightly preferable to Wednesday in that influenza is preferable to bubonic plague.
This might seem an exaggeration, but all other teams have one thing that makes them inferior, at least in my eyes, to Sheffield United.
They're not Sheffield United. Their fans can never, ever have what we as Blades have. And if you have to explain it to them then they will never understand.
They can never have my love. They will never see my tears. They will never hear my laughter, and never have my cheers. They are all inferior.
They are not Sheffield United. And they never will be. And they are all so much the poorer for it.
What does SUFC mean to you?
Originally Posted by shorehamview 11/06/2011
The belief, nay, the certain knowledge, that every other club in the entire world is in fact shit.
Man United may be league champions, but they are in more debt than the average banana republic and they are in Manchester, which is a shithole.
Barcelona are wank, despite playing all that lovely football, with that lovely ground and those trophies, they too are in masses of debt, have blue stripes on their kit, are in Spain which as we all know is only fit for holidays, and most of the women have moustaches like a Mexican train robber anyway.
The German clubs may have standing areas, but so what? They are German, and that is far too big a cross to bear.
French? Pah. Portuguese? Ditto. Italians? Eleven defenders v eleven defenders. Boring in the extreme.
They are all shit, although slightly preferable to Wednesday in that influenza is preferable to bubonic plague.
This might seem an exaggeration, but all other teams have one thing that makes them inferior, at least in my eyes, to Sheffield United.
They're not Sheffield United. Their fans can never, ever have what we as Blades have. And if you have to explain it to them then they will never understand.
They can never have my love. They will never see my tears. They will never hear my laughter, and never have my cheers. They are all inferior.
They are not Sheffield United. And they never will be. And they are all so much the poorer for it.
