Bladey Hypothetical

[SteveBlade]

If it meant it'd guarantee double promotions followed by winning the title, and the Champions League the following season, but you had to do one of the following, which would you do?

A) Eat a pint off Tangos piss and shit every night for a month, and you're not allowed to brush your teeth until the morning.

B) Have an arm amputated.

C) Kill a man who no one likes and has no family or friends. He's also a Wednesday fan.

Also, you get brainwashed afterwards as to the reason you did it, so you can enjoy the Blades winning everything as it happens.

These are the questions we have to ask ourselves on a Wednesday evening.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Is it crack cocaine night?

 

[YouFUMS]

I'd beat a pig fan to death with my amputated arm

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I joined this forum because o had heard it was busy with football and off topic in an equal measure.

WTF is this?!

Where's the trash dove when you need it?

 

[Tyler Durden]

C) Kill a man who no one likes and has no family or friends. He's also a Wednesday fan.

In simpler terms, a Wednesday fan?

 

[Minty]

If it meant it'd guarantee double promotions followed by winning the title, and the Champions League the following season, but you had to do one of the following, which would you do?

A) Eat a pint off Tangos piss and shit every night for a month, and you're not allowed to brush your teeth until the morning.

B) Have an arm amputated.

C) Kill a man who no one likes and has no family or friends. He's also a Wednesday fan.

Also, you get brainwashed afterwards as to the reason you did it, so you can enjoy the Blades winning everything as it happens.

These are the questions we have to ask ourselves on a Wednesday evening.

I/m sure help is available for you - think you need it.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I joined this forum because o had heard it was busy with football and off topic in an equal measure.

WTF is this?!

Where's the trash dove when you need it?

This is both football and off topic in one.
It's also interactive. WTF do you expect for free?
And who is o ?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

D. Choke Tango to death on his own bodily functions whilst poking them down his throat with his amputed arm.

 

[SteveBlade]

Batman and Ainsley Harriott are two of my heroes.

 

[SteveBlade]

D. Choke Tango to death on his own bodily functions whilst poking them down his throat with his amputed arm.

Thank you, finally a sensible answer.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

I thought there'd be some originality.

I've done all three.

Twice.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Thank you, finally a sensible answer.

Kindred spirits mate.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I wouldn't do any.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I wouldn't do any.

Awesome.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

This is what happens when Foxy allows LYDON to hand out the medication.

 

[derfblade.3]

Only an utter knob would reply to a topic like this............

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Yet you did......

 

[Harry's Game]

If it meant it'd guarantee double promotions followed by winning the title, and the Champions League the following season, but you had to do one of the following, which would you do?

C) Kill a man who no one likes and has no family or friends. He's also a Wednesday fan.

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Option (C) is a bit harsh on Pitsmoor pig I mean I know he's a muppet but kill him? I mean he's going to get that Green man Red man thing confused soon anyway and walk in front of a bus, why rush it?

 

[JPBrods]

"Yeah, tell me how you would dispose of the body too"

 

[ForgeBlade]

Kill someone I don't know...who has no family/friends AND is a pig...in exchange for 2 promotions and then a premier league win...followed by a champions league win...with (if I read it right) no legal ramifications at all?

This doesn't even need debating!

 

[gavtheblade]

Ask Bergs, he's generally good with statistics.
I'm with him.

 

[Jonboy60]

I'd beat a pig fan to death with my amputated arm

And wouldn't care if we got promoted or not, it's the taking apart that counts.

 

[knowsnowt]

When xhamster isn't quite doing it you can always rely on S2.
Going to bed all relaxed now.