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Last year, we (DEM Blades) started the first annual Blades writing competition. The theme was 'What is Wilderball?' and we had a loads of brilliant entries. We've just launched the second competition, and this year the theme is: 'the greatest story ever told'.

This is an intentionally loose theme, giving everyone the option to channel their idea into a great story. It could be something that's happened on the pitch, but equally (and perhaps with more weight), we want to hear about those personal stories - comedy, tragedy, farce - that have only occured through supporting Sheffield United Football Club.

We started up this fanzine to get people writing and to hoover-up the best stories that only Blades fans can write (and, realistically, that only Blades want to read about!). Last year's winning entry got a great response on here, and I hope by the end of the comp we have a few more stories to share too. To gurantee that happens, I hope you'll consider writing something down and sending it over.

If you're stuck for inspiration (I mean, come on, you shouldn't be) then the forum's own Ball_Sup (Phil) has penned an example here. It details Carrier Bag Firm-approved advice for European travel with SUFC, including clear examples to inform best practice. And Snuff. And Sneezing. In Sweden.

Hoping you'll find the time to submit a story for the comp, and if not, share the competition with someone who might like to get involved. All the entries will be considered for publication in Issue 6 of the fanzine and there's a cash prize for the winner.

Happy writing!

P.S we are encouraging young people to get involved too - so if the kids need an English assignment with a twist....

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(Link: Here are the details in full)

Entrants are invited to submit an article of 1,000 words or less by the closing date of 1st June 2020

Entries should be sent by email to [email protected] – with “writing competition” made obvious enough that we’ll notice it in the subject line

£50 to the winner + all entries considered for publication in DEM Blades fanzine


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Ooh is do like that CBF logo. Any chance of putting out a limited run of t-shirts?

Not sure about t-shirts but we might do stickers changing 'Sup owt. Feyt owt. Shag owt' to 'Sup owt. Well, almost owt. Bag owt.'
 
Love it! I might do the t-shirt anyway, but will prepare for a visit from the boys for a donation to the Retired Bag Carriers Fund.
The Carrier Bag Firm Brand Ambassadors have been on the blower. They need me to explain the MAJOR CBF T-Shirt Franchise deal we have with Lacoste. They approached us. And, as 80s Casuals, we are delighted to be associated with such an iconic brand. Designs include the exclusive Gold Croc & that remarkable one in the Colours of the Yorkshire County Cricket Club.

Also BUMP for this exciting Dem Blades Writing Competition
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The Carrier Bag Firm Brand Ambassadors have been on the blower. They need me to explain the MAJOR CBF T-Shirt Franchise deal we have with Lacoste. They approached us. And, as 80s Casuals, we are delighted to be associated with such an iconic brand. Designs include the exclusive Gold Croc & that remarkable one in the Colours of the Yorkshire County Cricket Club.

Also BUMP for this exciting Dem Blades Writing Competition
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Last year, we (DEM Blades) started the first annual Blades writing competition. The theme was 'What is Wilderball?' and we had a loads of brilliant entries. We've just launched the second competition, and this year the theme is: 'the greatest story ever told'.

This is an intentionally loose theme, giving everyone the option to channel their idea into a great story. It could be something that's happened on the pitch, but equally (and perhaps with more weight), we want to hear about those personal stories - comedy, tragedy, farce - that have only occured through supporting Sheffield United Football Club.

We started up this fanzine to get people writing and to hoover-up the best stories that only Blades fans can write (and, realistically, that only Blades want to read about!). Last year's winning entry got a great response on here, and I hope by the end of the comp we have a few more stories to share too. To gurantee that happens, I hope you'll consider writing something down and sending it over.

If you're stuck for inspiration (I mean, come on, you shouldn't be) then the forum's own Ball_Sup (Phil) has penned an example here. It details Carrier Bag Firm-approved advice for European travel with SUFC, including clear examples to inform best practice. And Snuff. And Sneezing. In Sweden.

Hoping you'll find the time to submit a story for the comp, and if not, share the competition with someone who might like to get involved. All the entries will be considered for publication in Issue 6 of the fanzine and there's a cash prize for the winner.

Happy writing!

P.S we are encouraging young people to get involved too - so if the kids need an English assignment with a twist....

---------------
(Link: Here are the details in full)

Entrants are invited to submit an article of 1,000 words or less by the closing date of 1st June 2020

Entries should be sent by email to [email protected] – with “writing competition” made obvious enough that we’ll notice it in the subject line

£50 to the winner + all entries considered for publication in DEM Blades fanzine


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Last year, we (DEM Blades) started the first annual Blades writing competition. The theme was 'What is Wilderball?' and we had a loads of brilliant entries. We've just launched the second competition, and this year the theme is: 'the greatest story ever told'.

This is an intentionally loose theme, giving everyone the option to channel their idea into a great story. It could be something that's happened on the pitch, but equally (and perhaps with more weight), we want to hear about those personal stories - comedy, tragedy, farce - that have only occured through supporting Sheffield United Football Club.

We started up this fanzine to get people writing and to hoover-up the best stories that only Blades fans can write (and, realistically, that only Blades want to read about!). Last year's winning entry got a great response on here, and I hope by the end of the comp we have a few more stories to share too. To gurantee that happens, I hope you'll consider writing something down and sending it over.

If you're stuck for inspiration (I mean, come on, you shouldn't be) then the forum's own Ball_Sup (Phil) has penned an example here. It details Carrier Bag Firm-approved advice for European travel with SUFC, including clear examples to inform best practice. And Snuff. And Sneezing. In Sweden.

Hoping you'll find the time to submit a story for the comp, and if not, share the competition with someone who might like to get involved. All the entries will be considered for publication in Issue 6 of the fanzine and there's a cash prize for the winner.

Happy writing!

P.S we are encouraging young people to get involved too - so if the kids need an English assignment with a twist....

---------------
(Link: Here are the details in full)

Entrants are invited to submit an article of 1,000 words or less by the closing date of 1st June 2020

Entries should be sent by email to [email protected] – with “writing competition” made obvious enough that we’ll notice it in the subject line

£50 to the winner + all entries considered for publication in DEM Blades fanzine


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Its too short but I'll give you this for free. I was in a pub with some London Blades years ago. One said to another: "I had a dream t'other neight that United were in t' Cup final"

"How did we gerron?"

"We lost 3-1"

Sums it all up for me.
 
Its too short but I'll give you this for free. I was in a pub with some London Blades years ago. One said to another: "I had a dream t'other neight that United were in t' Cup final"

"How did we gerron?"

"We lost 3-1"

Sums it all up for me.

One of the realists....doesn't narrow it down much.
 
I was in The London Blades 81-93. Mad Times. Would love to read some Competition Entry London Blades stories from more modern times. Let's be havin' you......
 
Innit that one where Jesus gets crucified?
I 'd like to see Wednesday crucified.

(You can use that for free).
 
Dem Blades Fanzine are running a writing competition. Judged by Danny Hall & Kate Burlaga. Closing date 1 June. Loose theme - your greatest ever Blades story. £50 & a place in the Fanzine for the winner.
Look I'm an evangelist for stuff like this. So, I'm going to keep bumping. I'm a Mathematician by qualification & past job. Once I was left off the retained list & offered the opportunity to find another club, I had a quick, simple go at writing. And started my own low maintenance Blog. And contributing the odd piece to Dem Blades. And, I've never enjoyed myself more. Found a creative side to me that I didn't know existed. And. Now. I run the Preeminent Parody Football Firm on the www.

The thing is - it doesn't matter to me if no one else reads it. Or if those that do think it's self congratulatory shite. I just enjoy writing it, getting it out of my brain, so much. Told you. I'm an evangelist. Honestly. Have a go. You won't regret it.
 

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