Blades with rhyming names XI

[Grappler]

Does nobody know a what a fucking rhyme is?

Wine me, dine me, 69 me?

 

[1973Blade]

Ray (Mc)Ha(le)

 

[blade too long]

chris porter biggins , trenton wiggins

hammond the shitehouse ... dane whitehouse

 

[1973Blade]

Whilst despairing at us being 2-0.down at the match yesterday I came up with Tony Battersby.

 

[Hodgyman]

View attachment 22561

Is there only me that thinks of this young lady (as she was in this pic) when I read this name ?

She would be better up front than Sparky

 

[Grappler]

Sort of rhymes but more of a "first name appears in second name"

Colin Collindridge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Collindridge

 

[1973Blade]

The most important fact of deadline day has been overlooked. We have added to our list of rhyming players with the signing of Ben Heneghan.

 

[1066blade]

I'll start us off:-

Will Lilley
RB CD CD LB
RW Jay O'Shea Lenny De Goey LW
CF CF

Aren't there any crayons for you to play with in your house?

 

[UnitedBlade]

Billy Gillespie
Leigh Bromby

 

[8lade]

Missed this thread first time round and it's made me feel like I've been mixing my drinks again.

 

[1973Blade]

Paddy McGeeney, who I've just discovered is on Twitter with 100% Blade tattoo.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Carl Asaba

 

[Bladepicker]

Georgos Santos

Bruno Ribero.

Midfield heavy.

 

[Bladepicker]

Paddy Kenny (ish)

 

[Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoger]

Mel Sterland and Wayne Kerr.

It is somehow poetic

.
.

 

[derfblade.3]

Mike Hunt

 

[Bladepicker]

Remeber kids, it's got to rhyme.

THAT DOESN'T RHYME

 

[blade.i.am]

Ooh er Bob Booker

 

[1973Blade]

Ched Evans. Well if everyone else is going to choose players whose name doesn't rhyme I will as well.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

What the fuck is this?

 

[1973Blade]

At school our headmistress was called Sherry Berry. That would have been a good one. If she'd played for the Blades.

 

[blade too long]

At school our headmistress was called Sherry Berry. That would have been a good one. If she'd played for the Blades.

I was taught by her brother Rasp

 

[BigBed]

Attacking mid/2nd Striker: Mr Whythefuckarewenotplayin Brooks.

 

[blade too long]

Wish wed bought Djemba Djemba just before September
Hed have been an excellent member
no doubt one to remember
could have signed him in the windows dying ember

 

[I should coco]

Tony "Coney" Currie (who may have once visited Coney Island fun fair in New York, hence the nickname that not many of us knew about.....)

Silent Blade will know for sure, but I think he went with Nick 'Monty' Montgomery who was on his way to Hollywood to star in the latest blockbuster.

There is absolutely no truth in the scandalous suggestion that since the Coney Island trip was many years ago, he is now known as Tony 'Moany' Currie. He loves his work in the hospitality suite and is only appallingly rude to the staff for comedic purposes.

 

[1973Blade]

Paul Hall.

I think you've come up with the only genuinely rhyming Blades player.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Hi,
Anyone know where I can get the GCB ringtone for my Nokia 3310?

 

[speedymcgeady]

Speedy McGeady

What????

 

[speedymcgeady]

I was taught by her brother Rasp

I knew her depressed uncle,Blue.

 

[espoo blade]

At school our headmistress was called Sherry Berry. That would have been a good one. If she'd played for the Blades.

Slightly tenuous link but she was headteacher when Jack Lester was there!