Blades STI XI (to lighten things up a bit)

[BladesOnToast]

I've just glanced at two different threads which contained unrelated references to to cystitis and the GU clinic. A sign that it's time to draw up the ultimate Blades STI XI. What better way to lighten the unbearable tension between now and Tuesday night.

So far I've got:

Cystitis Borbokis
Adlene Gonorrhea
Mark Yeast(infection)
Tony Syphilliskirk
Ian Thrush
Paul Pesky-VD-o

Manager: Neil Wartcock

 

[Billyblade]

Keith (Blue) Waffle
Trichomoniasis Dellas
Public Lice Moussett

 

[Geordie Blade]

I've just glanced at two different threads which contained unrelated references to to cystitis and the GU clinic. A sign that it's time to draw up the ultimate Blades STI XI. What better way to lighten the unbearable tension between now and Tuesday night.

So far I've got:

Cystitis Borbokis
Adlene Gonorrhea
Mark Yeast(infection)
Tony Syphilliskirk
Ian Thrush
Paul Pesky-VD-o

Manager: Neil Wartcock

Should’ve worn an Adrian Sheath.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Aids Akinbayi

 

[raimond]

Not a pun necessarily but I always thought Axel Smeets sounded a bit like an STI. "I've got a horrible case of the old Axel Smeets tha knows"

 

[raimond]

Ps
Neil Genital Wartnock
Billy Clap
Nyron Nosworthy

 

[moDtheGod]

I don't get the Borbokis one. Surely "Vasyphilis" works 1,000 times better than Cystitis?

Mark Clap-enburg can be the referee.

 

[BladesOnToast]

I don't get the Borbokis one. Surely "Vasyphilis" works 1,000 times better than Cystitis?

Mark Clap-enburg can be the referee.

Fair point. I'd already used syphilis on Philiskirk though and couldn't think of any other Blade to give cystitis to.

 

[Sheff de party]

AIDS-rian Littlejohn.

I’ll get mi coat.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Steve Crabs-ba

 

[Gavlar]

Adrians littlejohn
Nick montgonerea
Kyle wanker
Peter hand love (ndlovu)
Vaggi Jones

Scraping the barrel but never mind

 

[DifferentClass]

Dean Hammond was the footballing equivalent of the clap.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Chlymid-onca

Vaginosis Borbokis

James Herpes

 

[Melbourne Blade]

Mitch Warts
SyPhilis Jagielka

That's all I got

 

[knowsnowt]

David Mcwartdick.

Genuinely sorry for that. Love you Goldie.

 

[knowsnowt]

Neil Wartcock.

 

[Tezza1889]

John ghannnorea