Blades songs that you made up yourself.

[derfblade.3]

Made a couple myself that i reckon are not too bad. How about you. Here goes.....

Shoreham in the sky (as in Spirit in the sky)

Going on up to the Shoreham in the sky,
That's where i'm gonna go when i die,
I'm gonna take my oxo and pie,
When i go to the Shoreham in the sky.


We are the Blades. (as in Those were the days by Mary Hopkin)
Once upon a time upon the Shoreham,
Where we used to have a scrap or two,
Remember how we sang away the hours,
Remember all the pies that we went through,
We are the Blades my friend,
We're from the Shoreham end,
We sing and chant forever and a day,
We come from Shoreham Street,
We never see defeat, We are the Blades oh yes we are the Blades'
Na na na na na na..............

For trhe young uns , Mary hopkins vid below.

 

[Kenilworth]

Carlos Whispers
(September 2017)

I just felt so sure
That the Blades were shite and their players were oh so po-or.

We were at the Sty, it played out on Sky
Calls to mind the replay screen
And oh my piggy eyes.

Dunt ever wanna bounce again
Me stinky trotts ain't got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I feel I'm such a tool

Should've known better than to be a bell end
And waste t' Chansri's several million
So I'm never gonna bounce again
The way I bounced for you-hoo-op

Time can never mend
The sight of Duffy cracking one in the Lepp end
To the Blades delight
Now they know we’re shi-i-ite
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find

Dunt ever wanna bounce again
Me stinky trotts ain't got no rhythm
Dunt ever wanna bounce again
Cos we got trounced four two-ooo-oooh

 

[dexter101]

I really enjoy peoples songs they have made up whether they are good (I like your second one in particular), or bad!

Not sure we should start singing this quite yet, unless we are going to ironically sing we never see defeat...

I made myself chuckle the other day with a version of Mr Boombastic (on the basis that we give Tanganga the nickname Tangfastic)

We call 'im Mr. Tangfastic
he's fucking fantastic
smash them in the back
He makes them roll- roll

 

[BalticBlade]

To the tune of 'Sure' by Take That

He's Shaw, Paul Shaw
He's never going to f*ckin' score
Shaw, Paul Shaw, but he's still in the side
He's not worth much and he's got a f*ckin' shit first touch
Shaw, Paul Shaw, Paul Shaw, get him out of the ground

 

[Bell4]

Think i`d better leave right now

......to the tune of Think i`d better leave right now - by William Young

 

[Esteban Cambiasso]

Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh-oh, it's a passion
Oh-oh, you can feel it in the air
Oh-oh, it's a passion
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh
Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh-oh
How very like the future this place might be
It's a tiny world just big enough to support the cubicle of one knowledge worker
I feel a wave of loneliness, head back down
But I'm going too fast
Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh-oh
I plunge right on through the office door and into the bottomless indigo below
Suddenly, I can't remember how to stop, turn around
Do I point behind myself? Do I have to turn around before I can point?
I flip into a brain fugue
Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices, free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air
Oh-oh Up the Blades

 

[SandyMcBlade]

I wish I were in the City of steel
with a team that plays with the passion I feel
like today, like today, like today at Bramall lane.

We are the lads from Sheffield
away, away.!!
with a team that lived
up to our dreams,
we'd live and die United.
Away away away the lads UNITED.

 

[DifferentClass]

This town ain't big enough for the piggy Jos- circa 2018.

 

[Cheets]

"He's tight, he's mean, he sold off half the team, Charlie Green, Charlie Green" - 1998

 

[skyjam]

Made a couple myself that i reckon are not too bad. How about you. Here goes.....

Shoreham in the sky (as in Spirit in the sky)

Going on up to the Shoreham in the sky,
That's where i'm gonna go when i die,
I'm gonna take my oxo and pie,
When i go to the Shoreham in the sky.


We are the Blades. (as in Those were the days by Mary Hopkin)
Once upon a time upon the Shoreham,
Where we used to have a scrap or two,
Remember how we sang away the hours,
Remember all the pies that we went through,
We are the Blades my friend,
We're from the Shoreham end,
We sing and chant forever and a day,
We come from Shoreham Street,
We never see defeat, We are the Blades oh yes we are the Blades'
Na na na na na na..............

For trhe young uns , Mary hopkins vid below.

fuck me Fred tha needs ta sit still a minute

 

[S64 Blade]

I made one up to the tune of Hypnotize by Biggie Smalls, for Illiman Ndiaye.

Illi, illi, illi can’t you see,
Sometimes your moves just hypnotise me,
And I just love your flashy ways,
Guess that’s why they broke and we’re all Blades

Sadly I thought this up about 2 months before he left…

 

[NewyorkBlade]

I stopped song writing after I wrote 2 songs for 2 different bands and never even got a drink out of um robbing back to fronts
Bohemian Rhapsody:Queen
Don't stop believing :Journey
Well i think I wrote them but as Carol Decker sang " i only dreaming "

 

[BerksBlade]

Brian Deane, Brian Deane, gets the f***ing ball
Brian Deane, Brian Deane, scores a f***ing goal
We'll win the league
With goals from Brian Deane
Brian Deane, Brian Deane, Brian Deane.

 

[Fjortoft's Aeroplane]

There's a dimness in your eyes all the way
If we booed you every game would you stay?
You're a man without conviction
You're a man who doesn't know
Professional's a contradiction
You score no goals, you score no goals

Cannon Cannon Cannon Cannon Cannon COMEDIAN

You scores no goals
You scores no goooaaals
Laughing would be easy if you didn't play for our team
Ten Mill Obscene! Ten Mill Obsceeeene!

 

[Bl4desutd]

To the tune of Adam & the ants, Prince Charming….
Don’t you ever
Don’t you ever
Lower your standards to supporting Sheffield Wednesday
Be a blade
Be a blade
Sheffield Wednesdays nothing to be scared of