Blades-related urban myths

[DifferentClass]

Heard that from a few people.

Also heard that Sean can be a bit sassy after a few pints

Sharpe or Sean Thornton?

 

[Brownieblade]

Glyn Hodges is secretly trans and was in love with Pat Butcher and used to dress like her, so much so that not even Arnie and Danny mom in Twins would be able to tell them apart when Glyn was fully glammed up

No idea if this is a urban myth so starting it just to make sure it’s out there

 

[djbaldken]

Also heard that Sean can be a bit sassy after a few pints

I knew someone who went to school with him. He said SB was a bit of a wimp at school!
That what he said. No idea if it's true.

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Glyn Hodges is secretly trans and was in love with Pat Butcher and used to dress like her, so much so that not even Arnie and Danny mom in Twins would be able to tell them apart when Glyn was fully glammed up

No idea if this is a urban myth so starting it just to make sure it’s out there

Pat Butcher sat astride you. There's a thought, slap those nipples and ride the ripples!

 

[The Crab]

Sharpe or Sean Thornton?

 

[The Crab]

Pat Butcher sat astride you. There's a thought, slap those nipples and ride the ripples!

 

[Sean Thornton]

I knew someone who went to school with him. He said SB was a bit of a wimp at school!
That what he said. No idea if it's true.

I’ve known one of his best friends very well for over 50 years. Wimp is certainly pushing it. Another one of his old school friends will know that’s certainly not the case now.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Prince Abdullah once misread a recruitment memo left to him by Wilder about culture carriers and tried signing Boy George.

 

[Harry's Game]

We signed Higdon off a YouTube highlights package. It’s not true…












…we signed him off a weight watchers highlights package… the before section.

 

[DifferentClass]

Any favourites?

I quite like the one about Patrick Bamford being the heir to the JCB fortune...

About this:

Bamford is apparently a distant cousin of the actual JCB heir but isn't entitled to any of his fortune... fuck, we could do wi some of that!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Prince Abdullah once misread a recruitment memo left to him by Wilder about culture carriers and tried signing Boy George.

To be fair, he would have probs got more game time than Tom Davies

 

[DifferentClass]

To be fair, he would have probs got more game time than Tom Davies

Rainbow Blades would be appeh unall.

 

[sitwell]

Rainbow Blades would be appeh unall.

Zippy and Bungle support the Blades ?

 

[Yoonitedite]

I’ve known one of his best friends very well for over 50 years. Wimp is certainly pushing it. Another one of his old school friends will know that’s certainly not the case now.

Wasn't a guy called Stuart Oxlade who lived on the Badger estate was it

 

[The Fox]

I always thought it an urban myth that part of the pitch has a different bounce to the rest following a WW2 bomb.
I know the stands took a couple of hits so may have some credence.

 

[Eric_Brooks]

There was the rumour that Warnock was taking a cut of his appearance money.

And Keith curle

 

[Cheeky Blade]

James Beattie had flu.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wasn't a guy called Stuart Oxlade who lived on the Badger estate was it

No but that name does ring a bell. Drank in the George?

 

[Yoonitedite]

No but that name does ring a bell. Drank in the George?

I'm not sure.Tall skinny geezer, authentic haircut let's say, black, hair not skin,Idolised Bowie and imitated him vocally pretty accurately.
Had a delightful Alsation called Prince.
I met him through a guy called John Fernehough who lived across the road on Flockton Rd.
Him, Stuart and Sean often met.
We drank in the Everest occassionally.
Remember a party or two at Stuarts.
There.That's a couple of minutes of your life you'll not get back

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Alan Kelly and Dane Whitehouse once had a cocaine and ecstasy fuelled orgy with half a dozen players from the Sheffield Steelers.

 

[Big.Dane.w]

Wasn't a guy called Stuart Oxlade who lived on the Badger estate was it

Don’t know stu oxlade but I do know mike oxlong

 

[Sean Thornton]

Alan Kelly and Dane Whitehouse once had a cocaine and ecstasy fuelled orgy with half a dozen players from the Sheffield Steelers.

The threads about urban myths not personal fantasies…….

 

[William Large]

Everyone being there for the Port Vale match despite it being our lowest league attendance in living memory

I was there.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I was there.

No doubt Pig Daveyboy and his 99 mates were there…….

 

[William Large]

That one isn’t a myth. The myth he perpetuated was that he supports both Sheffield teams, because he is one of the loveliest men in Britain and didn’t like to upset anyone. On the Richard Herring podcast a few years ago he put the record straight, during a an anecdote about his mum where he said she actually looked like Chris Wilder.

Is that putting the record straight, that his mum looks like Chris wilder? Or did he actually say he was a Blade. I always thought he was Weds fan?

 

[Chazzer]

There is absolutely no hex or curse on the club or Bramall Lane due to the demolition of the cricket pavilion and the building of the stand in the cricket pitch.

We will never win promotion through the playoffs until the South Stand is demolished

 

[Chimpan-A]

Is that putting the record straight, that his mum looks like Chris wilder? Or did he actually say he was a Blade. I always thought he was Weds fan?

Put it straight that he was a Blade.

 

[Sean Thornton]

We will never win promotion through the playoffs until the South Stand is demolished

Whoever cursed us was prophetic. Knew all about future play offs.

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

The threads about urban myths not personal fantasies…….

Oh, balls.

Where's the fantasy thread gone?

 

[Chazzer]

Whoever cursed us was prophetic. Knew all about future play offs.

Maybe we could get away with staging a cricket match on the South Stand car park .....