Blades Related Dreams

[Greenwich Blade]

I have had hundreds of these down the decades, but as it is late and I need to get some sleep - possibly in the hope of having yet another Blades Related Dream - here is my most recent.

Friday night going into Saturday morning, I had a dream that we were beating Peterborough in our next home game going into the 90th minute. We were winning 6-5, but could we hold on? I'm afraid not - because of the frequent goal-scoring, the ref added on an inordinate amount of injury time and in something like the 98th minute minute, Peterborough made it 6-6. Afterwards, my only comfort was saying to everyone, "At least I can add that to my list of scorelines witnessed, because I don't think we're likely to ever see another 6-all draw!" Because obviously 6-5 wins are ten-a-penny 'round these parts.

 

[SheepdipBlade]

I have a recurring dream about painting huge red and white stripes all down the pitch at Swillsborough from a microlite.

Never been anywhere near a microlite.

I once had the same dream about Upton Park too.

 

[Gaini Blade]

I have a recurring dream about painting huge red and white stripes all down the pitch at Swillsborough from a microlite.

Never been anywhere near a microlite.

I once had the same dream about Upton Park too.

Some dreams come true - hopefully this one!

 

[shorehamview]

Once had a dream I’d scored the winning goal on front of the Kop. Woke up with a sore foot and a big dint in the plasterboard wall.

 

[diode_blade]

I once had a dream we thrashed the pigs on their home turf, an ex pig player became a blades hero and a sub scored a 3rd goal beauty.....



Oh wait.....

 

[DifferentClass]

The night before the Basham's arriving match I had a dream Billy broke his leg, once again fucking up any chance of promotion.

My most recent Blades dream was us losing 5-0 to tinpot opposition (possibly Peterborough, I forget who exactly). This was before deadline day so I can only hope Slav hasn't signed any duds!

 

[BladeInIreland]

I dreamt we lost 3-2 to west brom. Initially I thought that was negative dream, as it turned out it was a positive dream.

 

[Russ]

I had a dream I was eating a large marshmellow.
Woke up and half the pillow had gone.

 

[JJBlade]

I don't tend to dream about Sheffield United,
Maybe I dream we win in the Derby match, bit that's about it

But it's come to something when a United fan can't dream about anything better than a six all draw with Peterborough

 

[BadgersBigToe]

I had a dream I’d had a shit in the centre circle at Pigsville, the wife is still trying to get the smell out of the mattress and can’t understand why I shouted “take that you bastards” as I did it………fucking Stella

 

[Gateford Blade]

The night before the Basham's arriving match I had a dream Billy broke his leg, once again fucking up any chance of promotion.

My most recent Blades dream was us losing 5-0 to tinpot opposition (possibly Peterborough, I forget who exactly). This was before deadline day so I can only hope Slav hasn't signed any duds!

Basham’s arriving first appeared in the 5-5 draw at Swindon. Not quite the same resonance as a few years later!

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Had a dream United were playing Fulham women. Blades men v Fulham women. Several Fulham women were topless. Straight up dream. About 3 years ago.

More interesting were dreams I had beforeUnited v Carlisle United. c1976..
I dreamt of a Carlisle og in a Blades win. A lad called McDonald got our opener og next day.
In c2000, night before WBA at home, I dreamt we went 4 0 up.Next day we won 6 0.

 

[Silent Blade]

More interesting were dreams I had beforeUnited v Carlisle United. c1976..
I dreameof a Carlisle og in a Blades win. A lad called McDonald got our opener og next day.

Third goal. Happened at Lane End

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Third goal. Happened at Lane End

Definitely recall it at Lane end. 3 1?

 

[DroitwichBlade]

I had a recurring dream when I was younger of aliens coming down from space in an ice cream van and making all pigs fans into dwarfs.

True story/dream

 

[Silent Blade]

Definitely recall it at Lane end. 3 1?

3-0. 2 up at half time

 

[Gaini Blade]

Had a dream United were playing Fulham women. Blades men v Fulham women. Several Fulham women were topless. Straight up dream. About 3 years ago.

More interesting were dreams I had beforeUnited v Carlisle United. c1976..
I dreamt of a Carlisle og in a Blades win. A lad called McDonald got our opener og next day.
In c2000, night before WBA at home, I dreamt we went 4 0 up.Next day we won 6 0.

How come I never have dreams like that?! Don't spose you had cheese before bedtime did you? I just happen to have wedge in the fridge if you did

 

[DifferentClass]

Had an utterly bizarre pigs-related dream last night.

We were playing them and they had Kirkland in goal. Except he, for some absolutely unknown reason, was a womble.

I am NOT making this one up. I had no cheese before bed or anything, fuck knows how this dream came about.

 

[Micky Narker]

Dreamt that Marcelo appeared on Get Your Own Back. He had no idea what was going on and was clearly bemused by Dave Benson-Phillips' shit attempts at speaking Portuguese. He had a complete meltdown when he realized he was going into the gunge and had to be restrained by security to a soundtrack of wailing kids.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Most of my dreams turn into nightmares................

HH

 

[MJM]

I had a dream we lost on the opening day to Birmingham this season.

Stuck a fiver on it.

Beer tokens at least.

 

[LudlamBlade]

My wife, Sharon, had a dream that Alan Quinn would score the winner so I chucked him in and he did

 

[jono_t2000]

Had a dream last night, that we brought in 2 billionaire investors, a french Canadian banker living in Saudi Arabia and the founder of twitter.

We were splashing money everywhere not caring about FFP and signed Haaland on the biggest weekly wage ever.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

I have had hundreds of these down the decades, but as it is late and I need to get some sleep - possibly in the hope of having yet another Blades Related Dream - here is my most recent.

Friday night going into Saturday morning, I had a dream that we were beating Peterborough in our next home game going into the 90th minute. We were winning 6-5, but could we hold on? I'm afraid not - because of the frequent goal-scoring, the ref added on an inordinate amount of injury time and in something like the 98th minute minute, Peterborough made it 6-6. Afterwards, my only comfort was saying to everyone, "At least I can add that to my list of scorelines witnessed, because I don't think we're likely to ever see another 6-all draw!" Because obviously 6-5 wins are ten-a-penny 'round these parts.

Well, my dream was right about the amount of goals United would score.

 

[raimond]

I once dreamt that I had to rescue Colin Hill from being held hostage on a canal barge, a bit like 'Under Siege' but far lower budget and with a ginger full back/centre half rather than Erika Eleniak. I succeeded by the way, Col was fine. It wasn't a premonition.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Last night, I dreamt that Sheffield United were playing Brackley Town in Brackley. Not only was I playing for Sheffield United (subbed before half-time with a calf injury), I was their manager as well (sorry, Hecky). On top of all this, I was listed in the matchday programme as a patron of Brackley Town. With Sheffield United winning 1-0, I announced to the Brackley fans that I felt like a traitor. They didn't find it as funny as I did.

 

[Snowflake]

Last night, I dreamt that Sheffield United were playing Brackley Town in Brackley. Not only was I playing for Sheffield United (subbed before half-time with a calf injury), I was their manager as well (sorry, Hecky). On top of all this, I was listed in the matchday programme as a patron of Brackley Town. With Sheffield United winning 1-0, I announced to the Brackley fans that I felt like a traitor. They didn't find it as funny as I did.

Stop eating cheese after 6pm

 

[DifferentClass]

I don't tend to dream about Sheffield United,
Maybe I dream we win in the Derby match, bit that's about it

But it's come to something when a United fan can't dream about anything better than a six all draw with Peterborough

Try Viagra.