Yeh But yeh but yeh but
Sky said we have a plethora of striking talent / options at our disposal !
Just shows you the false impression that some big-money stupid mistakes can portray to the outside world.
Were they not watching us for the whole of last season ? !!
I bet Burke , Brewster , Mousset & McBurnie were bought "off-plan" , without a full structural survey.
Sometimes it might pay to scout a player before buying.
You might even get to discover :
he can run fast but not with a football ;
he'll never ever look like scoring , poor kid , no wonder he always looks clinically depressed ;
his legs are made of biscuits , he's usually injured , mentally ill and never played 90 minutes of football in his life !
he self-harms when trying to con the ref and runs like a rotavator , sups alcohol when driving , dresses like a twat , supports Swansea and moans so much at the ref that by the end of the 10th minute the ref isn't going to give him a free kick even if he gets gang-raped by the entire opposition team and left for dead in the centre circle
