Billy Sharp Auction an ideal Gift

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I have for sale a Limited Edition, of only one produced that day, genuine Billy Sharp turd, retrieved from the dressing room toilet where it caused a major blockage.
Currently stored in a frozen state but comes complete with a preserving jar that would grace any mantle piece & would be a topic of conversation for years.
A letter of authenticity signed by Billy Sharp himself is included. An ideal Father's Day Gift.
Last bids midday April the 1st you would be a fool to miss out.

 

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