Billy of the Blades

[JJ Sefton]

When Sharp comes to write his autobiography, he should do it as a comic strip, Tiger magazine style.

 

[8lade]

(or Viz style)
"GOAL! "
Another header causes the onion bag to bulge for the rotund striker.
"How does he do it?"
"I dunno boss, he's 4 foot 6 weighs, 18 stone and was born in Sheffield."