Best player nicknames

[BladesOnToast]

The Doktor is a cracking nickname (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and he's actually a qualified medic with poor spelling).

Any other faves?

Furious
Nudger
Chief
Zorro

mind's gone blank

 

[Micky Narker]

Hand Of Fod

 

[Silent Blade]

Beefy
Errol
EJO
Sammy
Woody
Three Lungs

 

[Bayingblade]

Merrick

 

[Blade1959]

Badge
Hock
Scully

 

[Big Hitter]

There was a player at Newcastle, can't remember his name , it was in the Keegan era there, who's nickname was Jigsaw.
Why ? Well he went to pieces in the Box.

 

[BladesOnToast]

The Doktor is a cracking nickname (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and he's actually a qualified medic with poor spelling).

Any other faves?

Furious
Nudger
Chief
Zorro

mind's gone blank

Badge, Hock, Woody etc are all fine, but I'm after nicknames that aren't just a shortened form of the player's actual name.

 

[frechyblade]

Me Andy mates always called the keeper Richardson ‘Clarence’

 

[raimond]

The Doktor is a cracking nickname (unless I've got the wrong end of the stick and he's actually a qualified medic with poor spelling).

Any other faves?

Furious
Nudger
Chief
Zorro

mind's gone blank

I'd agree, "Mind's Gone Blank" was a great nickname for Connor Sammon, both working as a description of his composure in front of goal, and as rhyming slang.

 

[Nearly Jimmy Hagan]

Legsowood?
Akinbadbuy?

 

[Silent Blade]

Badge, Hock, Woody etc are all fine, but I'm after nicknames that aren't just a shortened form of the player's actual name.

Beefy, Errol and Three Lungs

 

[Silent Blade]

Enoch

 

[Tarqs]

Onesize

 

[Blade1959]

Sherman

 

[BerksBlade]

Chico
Slabhead

 

[Blackestnite]

Chris.

 

[Swannyblade]

Stan for Jon Stead

Non-Blades = One Size for Fitz Hall

 

[torridon]

Elpiton for Stephen Quinn

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Our number 9- Mcburnie

 

[JackSUFC]

Wasn’t there a quote a few years back from a player saying they all called Bash ‘Snake Hips’?

 

[JackSUFC]

Wasn’t there a quote a few years back from a player saying they all called Bash ‘Snake Hips’?

 

[Hartley Hare]

Lurch

HH

 

[Silent Blade]

Lurch

HH

Paul Williams?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Wasn't Len de Goey known as Moose?

 

[sufc323]

Bloke who used to sit behind us used to call Monty “duck foot”

 

[Danetheblade]

Champions League Wes.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

JLT

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Billy Tightshirt - thread closed

Not that anyone ever said it in his ‘earshot’

 

[baulko]

Half-a-man. Tom Heffernan

 

[Bell4]

The chief