Berge song lyrics

[highgreeninjapan]

Nice to hear the Berge song back out at Hull, presumably with slightly amended lyrics. Would anyone who was there be able to post the words? Or any footage?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Norwegian,is one i know.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Wasn't there but my mate reckoned it was...

He's Norwegian
Plays for The Blades with John Egan
We're getting promoted this season
With Sander Berge

But, by his own admission, he'd had an "absolute skinful" so that might be skewiff

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

The only change is "we're getting promoted this season".
As mentioned in the other Sander thread it wasn't the only song given an update. McBurnie's might catch on although it's a touch more controversial.

Edit: CBB got there first.

 

[SwissBlade]

Norwegian,is one i know.

Eeeess Norwegian,
His favourite cow is a Friesian,
Ees Gonna get hung for treason
He’s Sander Berge

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Eeeess Norwegian,
His favourite cow is a Friesian,
Ees Gonna get hung for treason
He’s Sander Berge

No, "Egan's head's a dodecahedron". Poor effort.

 

[knowsnowt]

I still find myself singing "Sandra Burke".

 

[LudlamBlade]

The only change is "we're getting promoted this season".
As mentioned in the other Sander thread it wasn't the only song given an update. McBurnie's might catch on although it's a touch more controversial.

Edit: CBB got there first.

What are the McB edited lyrics?

 

[highgreeninjapan]

Wasn't there but my mate reckoned it was...

He's Norwegian
Plays for The Blades with John Egan
We're getting promoted this season
With Sander Berge

But, by his own admission, he'd had an "absolute skinful" so that might be skewiff

Cheers! That’s a shame; I’d posted one on some FB groups and was hoping I’d made a terrace chant all the way from Japan!

Mine was

He’s Norwegian.
Staying wi’ the Blades for a reason
United’s going back up this season
It’s Sander Berge


“We’re getting promoted this season” doesn’t seem to scan too well.

 

[SwissBlade]

What are the McB edited lyrics?

He was our striker, but he’s down for 9
Locked up because he had a fight
Twenty million now he’s gone on a free
And he goes by the name of McBurnie

Too soon?

 

[LudlamBlade]

Cheers! That’s a shame; I’d posted one on some FB groups and was hoping I’d made a terrace chant all the way from Japan!

Mine was

He’s Norwegian.
Staying wi’ the Blades for a reason
United’s going back up this season
It’s Sander Berge


“We’re getting promoted this season” doesn’t seem to scan too well.

To be fair to them, it's exactly the same syllables as "we're playing in Europe next season"

 

[Jinxy1966]

He’s Norwegian
He’s joining the French Foreign Legion
To fight in some war-torn region
He’s Sander Berge

 

[Katzenjammer]

He's Norwegian
His country used to be in Union with Sweden
In 1905 it dissolved for several reasons
He's Sander Berge.


See, who said learning can't be fun?

 

[DeanLearner'sCat]

Can't we come up with a chant where we actually pronounce his name correctly?

 

[ChuntyMalone]

Can't we come up with a chant where we actually pronounce his name correctly?

Berge On The Dancefloor?

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Loads of flair
the answer to our prayer
So glad that your our player
Sander Berge....

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

He's Norweigan
Hurdy, gurdy, spurdy, vurdy.
Put the birdy in the wordy.
He's Sander Berge.


My bad..... He's Norweigan not Swedish!

 

[Eels]

He cost a packet,
I wasn't sure if he could hack it,
Now he plays in his best dinner jacket,
He's Sander Berge

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

What are the McB edited lyrics?

“He’s our striker he’s our No9,
Stomping Scabs who cross the picket line”

 

[BladesOnToast]

He's Norweigian
And I fancy him more than a smigeon
It's his buttocks I'd like to be squeezin
He's Sander Berge

(My mate came up with that one.)

 

[CarlMcBlade]

He’s Norwegian
Just like red meat to a vegan,
Has burly defenders retreatin,
He’s Sander Berge

 

[Ecco1889]

He’s Norwegian
he’s certainly not a Glaswegian
His shirt is a large not a medium
He’s Sander Berge

 

[brownblade]

“He’s our striker he’s our No9,
Stomping Scabs who cross the picket line”

Seriously?!

 

[A Storm of Blades]

He’s Norwegian
You a need a ladder to stop him from sneezin’ and he bangs his head on the ceilin’
He’s Sander Berge

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

He's Norwegian
I'm not very good at rhyming
I'm glad he didn't leave in August
It's Sander Berge.

 

[Hartley Hare]

He drove into the penalty area like a Rolls Royce
Club Brugge came in for him, he had a choice.

He decided to stay, because he liked the way we play
and the moneh we pay.

A chip butty rather than a cone of frites with mayonnaise.
Sander Berge at the lane playing on the desso baize.

HH

 

[ScottBlade]

He's Norwegian
He's thinking about turning vegan
For absolutely no bloody reason
It's Sander Berge

 

[Gerritforud]

He drove into the penalty area like a Rolls Royce
Club Brugge came in for him, he had a choice.

He decided to stay, because he liked the way we play
and the moneh we pay.

A chip butty rather than a cone of frites with mayonnaise.
Sander Berge at the lane playing on the desso baize.

HH

I'll get yer coat... ><

 

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