CONFIRMED Ben Brereton-Diaz joins on loan with option of permanent

[CrookesBlade]

I saw a bloke with a beard driving an orange McLaren stuck in traffic at the bottom of the Parkway at 08:40 this morning.

Could it be?

Alan Cork?
Noel Edmonds?
Jesus?

 

[Brownieblade]

Alan Cork?
Noel Edmonds?
Jesus?

Now that’s a front 3 for you

One with no pace
One who can’t decide what to do when in the box
And one who doesn’t like crosses

Typical United

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Another weeks delay is another weeks wages we’ve saved not paying him
Nothing changes !
As ever UTB !

Are you desperate for him to play vs Cardiff?

 

[Sean Thornton]

BBD ditched his car in a snowdrift at Owler Bar. Last spotted washing his tracksuit in Totley Brook and fashioning a makeshift puffer jacket from bracken and dock leaves.

If he gets to Shirecliffe by nightfall he’ll have technically passed his medical and will just require some treatment for frostbite.

Central midfield? D’oh!

 

[ancientblade]

i very much doubt he would have been playing against cardiff so dont see the panic got another 10 days before norwich and even for that game i would expect him to start from the bench

 

[Big.Dane.w]

Ben Brereton Diaz spotted walking in Clumber Park today

That’s Atdhe Nuhiu

 

[Jon Bon II]

 

[Westran]

 

[Westran]

Big u turn in 30mins!

 

[ekke287]

Big u turn in 30mins!

Its like having the Tories back.

 

[Jon Bon II]

'Not a million miles off' is this week's 'Imminently close'.

 

[Westran]

 

[Bl4desutd]

Its like having the Tories back.

Anyone but 2 Tier Kier

 

[stringjunior]

Fuck me this is like the tekkova thread all over again

 

[Jon Bon II]

Fuck me this is like the tekkova thread all over again

You wouldn't believe which famous people have turned up in my shithouse floor this week......

 

[jono_t2000]

You wouldn't believe which famous people have turned up in my shithouse floor this week......

Surely must be about time for Knilly to get his curtains re-fitted

 

[Jinxy1966]

You wouldn't believe which famous people have turned up in my shithouse floor this week......

Elvis

 

[DifferentClass]

Fuck me this is like the tekkova thread all over again

Who's up for some raw manly sex vids?

 

[Eric_Brooks]

Elon taken over yet?

 

[stringjunior]

Who's up for some raw manly sex vids?

It's not Sunday yet, so I'm out

 

[DifferentClass]

Who's up for some raw manly sex vids?

Literally just fell down the Wiki hole right after posting this in this particular thread and discovered this fine fellow: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Le_Gay_Brereton

Ben's distant cousin?

Spoiler

He was actually bisexual!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Elvis

No, not quite. Look, without wanting to derail another thread again....

... The Bee Gees have turned into a kind of Victorian Abba. They're at a funeral and I've spotted Archbishop Makarios in there somewhere, so I guess he's taking the service. Someone has replaced Benny in Abba but I can't remember who it is now, so I'll have to wait until I have another shit to report back. I have to be in a state of Samadhi, brought on by a near perfect solid shite, to observe these things, so watch this space...

 

[Blade56]

Fuck me this is like the tekkova thread all over again

It’s tomorrow

 

[William Large]

I saw a bloke with a beard driving an orange McLaren stuck in traffic at the bottom of the Parkway at 08:40 this morning.

Could it be?

My neighbour has an orange McLaren and a beard. It could have been him

 

[William Large]

My neighbour has an orange McLaren and a beard. It could have been him

He’s not BBD tho

 

[singaporeblade]

Fuck me this is like the tekkova thread all over again

Not really - there are some very funny comments in this thread.

 

[BLADES1988]

My neighbour has an orange McLaren and a beard. It could have been him

Could have been mousset working for Uber eats now his career has gone to shit.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Could have been mousset working for Uber eats now his career has gone to shit.

Let's hope the poster wasn't driving far if he mistakes BBD for Moose!

Plus, Moose lost his Uber gig, after all the half eaten deliveries...

 

[3megistus]

Post-choital or post-coital?

For the pedants amongst us..

Urban Dictionary: Choital

Choital: The [plural] [definition] of a [choad].

www.urbandictionary.com

and

Urban Dictionary: choad

choad: Usually penis, penis [wider] than it is long, or [the area] between the penis and anus. Taken from [colloquial] Spanish.

www.urbandictionary.com

You learn something everyday…

Yellow card for pedantry. Get you choad . . .

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Could have been mousset working for Uber eats now his career has gone to shit.

He's got the sack for eating the profits.