Being a Sheffield United fan is like........

[Blade56]

Thread inspired by bladder who wrote
"Being a Sheff Utd fan is like being the over enthusiastic parent of the fat kid on sports day"

What's your metaphorical definition of being a Sheff Utd fan?

And to spice it up do you have a definition of being a Sheff Pig fan?

 

[shorehamview]

It's like being repeatedly kicked in the bollocks by a blind man. Sometimes he misses and gets the twat in blue and white next to you instead.

 

[Blade56]

It's like being married and having a family, it's hard going at times but deep down you love em and you know it will turn out fine

 

[thevoot]

It's like being a midget at a urinal. You're always on your toes.

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's like being on a promise with a woman you've fancied for ages, you live in hope that tonight will be the night.....

 

[sitwell]

is like being a Fortuna Dusseldorf fan ,on hard times but will be back one day.

 

[dingledog]

It's like a kid outside the sweet shop, you can see what could be yours, but you never get close enough to experience it.

 

[Sirius]

The New Zealand saying when you are not too sure of the outcome, always is; 'She'll be right' and then they cross their fingers. As for my beloved Blades, at last 'They'll be reight.' Goo on then Nige.

 

[Rusty view]

It's like buying a female a drink you fancy....she's says yes giving you hope only for you to make "the move" and she says "lets just be friends"

 

[judge]

There's a poster called" bladder " ?

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Being a Blade is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat - after a short time, you get pissed off...

 

[Gibbo89]

Being a Blade is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat - after a short time, you get pissed off...

But you keep going back and you always will, however much you get pissed on.

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Being a Blade is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat - after a short time, you get pissed off...

Not like a pube in a urinal then? Always getting pissed on by things from above

 

[Kenilworth]

Sticking your dick in a glory hole expecting a nice warm, moist feeling enveloping your bell - only to find it getting slapped by a paddle, getting bruised and battered - then the next week you do the same expecting a different outcome.

 

[SwissBlade]

It's like shagging a lemon filled with razor blades...

 

[itsinyerblood]

It's like shagging a lemon filled with razor blades...

Swiss, either you've got the mother of all imaginations, or you have lived a life many of us will never rise to.

Either way, kudos for the picture.

 

[SwissBlade]

Swiss, either you've got the mother of all imaginations, or you have lived a life many of us will never rise to.

Either way, kudos for the picture.

You're welcome!

 

[Darren]

Sticking your dick in a glory hole expecting a nice warm, moist feeling enveloping your bell - only to find it getting slapped by a paddle, getting bruised and battered - then the next week you do the same expecting a different outcome.

Or expecting the person on the other end to be Kelly Brook and discovering it is Jimmy Sirrel*

*Unless you have a thing for elderly toothy Scotsmen

 

[Kenilworth]

Or expecting the person on the other end to be Kelly Brook and discovering it is Jimmy Sirrel*

*Unless you have a thing for elderly toothy Scotsmen

Isn't he dead Dazzler? About 8 years gone?
Mebe the worms would add something ?

 

[Darren]

Isn't he dead Dazzler? About 8 years gone?
Mebe the worms would add something ?

He is, I should have added, Sirrel, 1976 vintage.

 

[Kenilworth]

He is, I should have added, Sirrel, 1976 vintage.

Ah, you mean when he was still moving of his own volition?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

It's like shagging a lemon filled with razor blades...

This looks more like Dazzler than Swizzler. Methinks plagiarism is afoot.

 

[ScoobBlade]

It's like being a midget at a urinal. You're always on your toes.

Good old naked gun