Beards

[Grecian2000]

Come on then, a United beardy XI

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9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

Colquhoun and Stancliffe are shoe ins at CB.

 

[Darren]

So Jesus was fictional was he?

You can perhaps dispute that his miracles were exagerated, but I don't think its actually disputed that he was a real person.

The consensus of historical opinion is that Jesus was a historical person, but there is a minority view that he was a purely mythical character

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory

 

[Revolution]

Trevor Hockey, of course.

 

[Darren]

ok, we now have

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4 Trevor Hockey
5 Paul Stancliffe
6 Eddie Colquhoun
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9. Peter Withe
10. Alan Cork
11.

 

[Revolution]

Dennis Mortimer is another midfielder.

 

[Bladesman]

Beattie or Cheds were hardly the greatest of beards.

Its not like Bullseye where the measure of your skill is rated by your beard (or belly size).

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Saddam (gay stubble)

What?

 

[Eggman1889]

So Jesus was fictional was he?

You can perhaps dispute that his miracles were exagerated, but I don't think its actually disputed that he was a real person.

Archaeologist have recently discovered the missing first page from the Bible. It reads:

"To my dear Martha, with all my love.

All characters in this book are fictional and in no way represent anyone living or dead".

 

[judge]

So Jesus was fictional was he?

You can perhaps dispute that his miracles were exagerated, but I don't think its actually disputed that he was a real person.

Like i said SOME would argue ...... Not me but some would

 

[SwissBlade]

Like i said SOME would argue ...... Not me but some would

Doesn't the fact that you replied with that comment imply that you were arguing that point....

 

[SwissBlade]

The consensus of historical opinion is that Jesus was a historical person, but there is a minority view that he was a purely mythical character

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_myth_theory

Tell that to the Muslims and the Jews, they believe that he existed, just not in the same way as the christians

They also believed that he had a really good beard.

 

[judge]

Doesn't the fact that you replied with that comment imply that you were arguing that point....

No I would have said so , I'm a fully paid up believer in Jesus but can respect that they're are those who don't feel that way like David blunkett or Gary birtles.

 

[Silverware]

Good job this thread hasn't anything to do with covering up clandestine relationships ...

 

[Bladesman]

Archaeologist have recently discovered the missing first page from the Bible. It reads:

"To my dear Martha, with all my love.

All characters in this book are fictional and in no way represent anyone living or dead".

Classic that from Red Dwarf.

 

[SwissBlade]

No I would have said so , I'm a fully paid up believer in Jesus but can respect that they're are those who don't feel that way like David blunkett or Gary birtles.

Do you also believe in Papa Smurf and Santa then?

 

[BusheyBlade]

Tell that to the Muslims and the Jews, they believe that he existed, just not in the same way as the christians

They also believed that he had a really good beard.

Jesus was in fact Jewish.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Jesus was in fact Jewish.

I've heard he was a bloke too.

 

[judge]

Do you also believe in Papa Smurf and Santa then?

No I don't , they are not real

 

[BusheyBlade]

I've heard he was a bloke too.

He can't be both?

 

[super_pig]

>They also believed that he had a really good beard
as the son of god (allegedly) or whatever i wouldn't expect anything else

 

[LS5 Blade]

No I don't , they are not real

Papa Smurf is the Leeds Chairman isnt he?

 

[ListerBlade]

I was bearded for nearly two years until the other day, so if we do go up, it would equal one relegation, one promotion with a beard (give or take the last 2 matches of this season).

 

[Jehovah]

 

[Latters]

Beattie or Cheds were hardly the greatest of beards.

Its not like Bullseye where the measure of your skill is rated by your beard (or belly size).

Not great, but beards all the same. It's fact, sorry, I mean FACT. Beattie with beard, shitloads of goals. This time around, no beard, no goals. It's science.

Imagine if they had given them time to fully form, like Alan off of Hangover's (see my avatar). Ched and Beatts would have been unstoppable.

 

[Latters]

I was bearded for nearly two years until the other day, so if we do go up, it would equal one relegation, one promotion with a beard (give or take the last 2 matches of this season).

Does this "the other day" happen to coincide with our star striker getting sent to prison and us losing for the first time in a while?

 

[Deleted member 875]

I strongly oppose the beard idea as history has shown that beards are evil and lead the wearer to perform despicable acts of cruelty
Gengis khan, Osama bin laden and Noel Edmonds to name but a few

Thathcer

 

[Silent Blade]

Dennis Mortimer is another midfielder.

He didnt have a beard when he played for us. I read that Jack Chisholm sported a beard when he played for us. Not sure when the photo in the link below was taken
http://www.pafc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10364~1826671,00.html

I remember Cliff Calvert having a beard when I first saw him play in a reserves game. Even TC had a beard during summer 1972

 

[ListerBlade]

Does this "the other day" happen to coincide with our star striker getting sent to prison and us losing for the first time in a while?

I shaved after the MK Dons match-so it kind of 'coincides'. The dawning of a new, cleaner shaven era? Or have I sealed out fate?

 

[FlyingFjortoft]

Didn't someone on this forum once say they weren't shaving until we were back in the top half of the Championship?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Didn't someone on this forum once say they weren't shaving until we were back in the top half of the Championship?

That was Ollessendro and Balham Blade. Here they are in all their homo-erotic beardiness