Balancing contract renewals to our advantage

[Sirius]

I think that every player has their own agenda, furthering their career.Whether this be on an upward or downward spiral.
Human nature being what it is, I hope that those players who are aware that they will be out of the door as soon as maybe will give of their best to attract a future employer, and those who are playing for a future with the Blades will meld into a good unit and bust a gut for the cause.

I have no problem with that scenario, what I don't want to see again, ia a player leeching money, aware that this is his last pay day and at our expence (no names no pack drill. )
In the past United have not ballanced contract expiry and renewals very well. This is an aspect that I would like the club to address.

 

[pommpey]

'Future employers'?

Who in their right mind, save for Vauxhall Potato/Beezer Comic League strugglers would come in and bid for this shower of arse-cress?

Face it, we are stuck with them as ullage until their contract expires or they ask for a transfer/sling their hook.

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

pommpey

 

[RealMcCoy]

'Future employers'?

Who in their right mind, save for Vauxhall Potato/Beezer Comic League strugglers would come in and bid for this shower of arse-cress?

Face it, we are stuck with them as ullage until their contract expires or they ask for a transfer/sling their hook.

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

pommpey

Christ that's terrible and awful. On so many levels.

 

[boo radley]

'Future employers'?

Who in their right mind, save for Vauxhall Potato/Beezer Comic League strugglers would come in and bid for this shower of arse-cress?

Face it, we are stuck with them as ullage until their contract expires or they ask for a transfer/sling their hook.

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

pommpey

Totally out of character, someone must have got in to his account, er -or not.

 

[The Jackal]

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

A painful truth ? :/

 

[pommpey]

Christ that's terrible and awful. On so many levels.

*shrugs*

Tell me none of it aint true then. Tell me that this transfer window, and in other transfer windows, the team manager's inbox isn't awash with enquiries from other clubs with good cash to buy our players. Oh, hang on ... standfast our top scorer about this time last year and the one player who actually sometimes made a difference in our midfield setup at the beginning of this season. Because since he went, as a matter of fact, everything has been total dogshit for Sheffield United, hasn't it? We've hardly torn up any trees, have we? And we've even been on the telly a couple of times for the wider audience to see what a sorry bunch of wankers we have as playing staff these days. So I don't honestly believe anyone is beating down Cluffs door to readily take these players off our hands with any great haste, save if they are said non-league dickwads, which is where in a few years time (unless Sporran Rovers take back the rubbish we signed and rescue some of these players from ignomy) you'll catch one or other of their names on t'internet and think, "Ryan Flynn? Playing for Tampon United? Bloody hell! Fancy that!" That is, unless we have slumped to such a vague state of shitness that we are actually playing Tampon United on Graves Park pitch three and chuck away a decent 1-0 lead ... like yesterday.

pommpey

 

[breeny]

'Future employers'?

Who in their right mind, save for Vauxhall Potato/Beezer Comic League strugglers would come in and bid for this shower of arse-cress?

Face it, we are stuck with them as ullage until their contract expires or they ask for a transfer/sling their hook.

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

pommpey

Haha, funny stuff

 

[Bladesman]

*shrugs*

Tell me none of it aint true then. Tell me that this transfer window, and in other transfer windows, the team manager's inbox isn't awash with enquiries from other clubs with good cash to buy our players. Oh, hang on ... standfast our top scorer about this time last year and the one player who actually sometimes made a difference in our midfield setup at the beginning of this season. Because since he went, as a matter of fact, everything has been total dogshit for Sheffield United, hasn't it? We've hardly torn up any trees, have we? And we've even been on the telly a couple of times for the wider audience to see what a sorry bunch of wankers we have as playing staff these days. So I don't honestly believe anyone is beating down Cluffs door to readily take these players off our hands with any great haste, save if they are said non-league dickwads, which is where in a few years time (unless Sporran Rovers take back the rubbish we signed and rescue some of these players from ignomy) you'll catch one or other of their names on t'internet and think, "Ryan Flynn? Playing for Tampon United? Bloody hell! Fancy that!" That is, unless we have slumped to such a vague state of shitness that we are actually playing Tampon United on Graves Park pitch three and chuck away a decent 1-0 lead ... like yesterday.

pommpey

It could happen.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

'Future employers'?

Who in their right mind, save for Vauxhall Potato/Beezer Comic League strugglers would come in and bid for this shower of arse-cress?

Face it, we are stuck with them as ullage until their contract expires or they ask for a transfer/sling their hook.

"Aldi League relegation strugglers Jizzsock Athletic have shown interest in rearward-facing Sheffield United wingman and prolific nesh-hound Ryan Flynn. Sources close to the League One bottlers say that Athletic have offered five puffs on a Park Drive, a conker and a well thumbed copy of Razzle for the once-in-a-fucking-blue-moon five minuter. Jizzsock manager Terry Nipple also enquired about Jotnar-Troll-like central defender Harry Maguire, shit-scared goalie George Long and much-fancied midfield, suspension-magnet Fabricio Bendy (it says here) as a job lot, but the fee of seventy Bensons, two Lottery tickets and a go on one of the cleaners was considered beyond the club's resources. Midfield dynamo Michael 'Micky' Doyle was also being texted on his Nokia 3350 by Irish side Fecal Wanderers, but the player, renowned for bringing opposition players into the game and wearing a kit that looks like the rest of the surroundings refused to confirm the content of the text was simply 'LOL@UNobed!'"

pommpey

Post of the year so far.