'Memries' Attending matches when poorly

[Karaoke Blade]

What's the worse poorly condition you've been in, but still attended a Blades game?

Mine must have been in 1990 when I attended the Newcastle home game with a really bad bout of flu. I swapped my usual place on the kop for a seat on the South Stand because I could hardly stand up.

I probably would'nt do it now though.

 

[bladesmanluke]

I come away from most games feeling ill

 

[vorpal blade]

I sit in the in kop. A couple of weeks ago I started feeling uncomfortable, I really thought it was just an itchy back but it turns out it was leprosy with complications brought on by an underlying attack of bubonic plague.

(I can furnish any anxious readers with details of my season ticket location)

take care ....VB

 

[Pierre's PC]

This thread is liek...

I'm looking forward to:

When was the last time you went to a match by bus?
Should we paint the grass red & white to protect our clubs identity?
Anyone have the greasy chip butty ringtone for a Nokia 3110?

 

[raul]

I know where the in kop goes....

Went on crutches to a 1-0 win v Portsmouth last time we played them.

 

[sitwell]

About 12 years ago I had a growth removed from my Lymph glands (benign thank fuck) and 3 days later went to the Lane for a game v Crewe. I looked pretty horrific with bloody great staples in my neck ,just cant stay away.

 

[alcoblade]

I once had a dose, and forgot to take off the acid wrap that the clinic told me to take off after a few hours.

The following day my cock had nearly dissolved and I was in agony.

I still went to the lane, cos I'm a massive Blade

UTB

 

[Hamburg Blade]

I sit in the in kop. A couple of weeks ago I started feeling uncomfortable, I really thought it was just an itchy back but it turns out it was leprosy with complications brought on by an underlying attack of bubonic plague.

(I can furnish any anxious readers with details of my season ticket location)

take care ....VB

My uncle found an arm on the floor when he was leaving. PM me if it's yours, quickly before my aunt makes soup with it.

 

[judge]

I dug my self out of my grave to attend a reserve match v alrincham

 

[LSF]

About 12 years ago I had a growth removed from my Lymph glands (benign thank fuck) and 3 days later went to the Lane for a game v Crewe. I looked pretty horrific with bloody great staples in my neck ,just cant stay away.

You had a whole office supplies company in your neck! Wow!

 

[WhiteHawk]

I had backache when I went to the Oldham game last week, surely that puts me at number one for who deserves a Man U ticket?

 

[vorpal blade]

My uncle found an arm on the floor when he was leaving. PM me if it's yours, quickly before my aunt makes soup with it.

well it might be mine - what colour and what side please?

 

[Tyler Durden]

Probably an away match at Grimsby in 2002 when I was already severely hungover and Peschisolido hit a stray practice shot, knackering my middle finger and causing me to spill hot Bovril on my bollocks.
That whole day was a clusterfuck.

 

[Hamburg Blade]

well it might be mine - what colour and what side please?

Too late. It was a bit salty, but, dare I say it, finger licking good.

 

[Blade56]

I dug my self out of my grave to attend a reserve match v alrincham

Dreamed of havin me own grave, I was rolled up in newspaper and kept in an old coal scuttle at foot ov cellar steps

 

[vorpal blade]

Like the one armed Butler -

I can take it but I just can't dish it out.

 

[Pedro Verde]

I dug my self out of my grave to attend a reserve match v alrincham

I think youre being economical with truth

I dont think weve ever played Altrincham in a reserve fixture

 

[Canterbury Blade]

There were 6938 people released from some medical establishment somewhere last Saturday.

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Rochdale away when we won 5-2 in April 2012.

It was the first game after i'd had my bone marrow transplant and had spent nearly 6 months in hospital up to the February. I remember parking up and walking to the ground with my Dad and I was already knackered and wanted to go sleep. I could only stand for about 5 minutes so I spent most of the game not being able to see, but the feeling of seeing the Blades again after so long made it all worth it.

That was the last game before Ched's trial started so on the pitch it's all been downhill from there and bizarrely, i've only missed 4 games since.

 

[spongebobblade]

Last year, at the age of 47 I left hospital after a heart attack and within 4 hours was at the lane on a cold tues night to watch us beat Crewe in the cup. A bit silly really as watching united probably brought the bloody thing on in the first place

 

[Jehovah]

I went to a game v Fleetwood with a really bad bout of aids. Cleared up the next day though.

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

I went to Watford away in my teens after two days of sickness and diarrhoea. Me, the old man and younger brother had tickets already but I was told I had no chance of being well enough for it. I ignored everyone, put all my Blades gear on like a true full kit wanker and boarded the coach. Remarkably I had no episodes (must have been on the mend) although the threat of a danger dribble seemed ever present.....

It was totally worth it.....we played shite and drew 0-0. I remember thinking on 80 minutes (as we fluffed another attacking opportunity) that I would rather still be hugging the toilet.

 

[sitwell]

7 pints of John Smiths ,2 Guiness and a couple of Jagerbombs ,might mean this morning could be tricky. Just had my 3rd evacuation ,hope its my last for everyones sake.

 

[Pierre's PC]

I had a bout of syphilis and died about 6 months before the Port vale game, I was still dragging my copse to games but my eyes had decomposed and everything was a bit tricksy. Luckily for me Kozluks cross knock off my old semi-rotten head and sat nicely on my shoulders.
My Brother kindly drew a couple of eyes on with a ball point and I've been living and working as a ITV personality since that night.

 

[judge]

I went to a game v Fleetwood with a really bad bout of aids. Cleared up the next day though.

Oh lol i was just kidding about that mate