Are you gonna Oldham

[sitwell]

No I'll let em dangle



(c) Ronnie Sharp.
Always makes me giggle.

 

[broomhillblade]

My wife's gone to the Caribbean.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.

 

[boo radley]

She was only the farmers daughter,
came from a town in west yorkshire,
the crops and cows always gave a good yield,
she liked to celebrate by having her uddersfeeled.

 

[thevoot]

Why don't they grow potatoes in Wiltshire?

Coz there are no Devizes for Chippenham.



coat please

 

[alcoblade]

Yes, setting off shortly.

UTB

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

She was only the footballer's daughter

but she liked her 'uddersfield and her Arse n al

 

[TheSwollengland]

She was only a councillors daughter
but she let the burough surveyor!

She was only a fismongers daughter
but she lay on the slab and said fillet

She was only the welders daughter
but she had acetaline tits

Bye

 

[Muttley]

I'm pissed off cos my band are gigging......IN OLDHAM!!!!!! I could have got a friggin ticket!!!

 

[Pinchy]

She was only a butcher's daughter from Somerset:

Whenever she had pork in her hands she put it in cider!

 

[judge]

I'm PERMANENTLY pissed off ABOUT SUMMAT

i hear what youre saying

 

[Muttley]

i hear what youre saying

Judge, I really don't know what your problem is with me. You don't know me, we have never met yet you constantly have a go at ANYTHING I say. You might not like it, fair enough but why don't you just ignore my comments instead of constantly having a go? I packed in going on BOM because of you but I will not do it again with this site. If you have a problem with me then PM me instead. People don't come on here to be hassled, picked on etc....A little light hearted piss taking maybe but not the constant crap that you seem to dish out to me.

 

[Ivanhoe]

Judge, I really don't know what your problem is with me. You don't know me, we have never met yet you constantly have a go at ANYTHING I say. You might not like it, fair enough but why don't you just ignore my comments instead of constantly having a go? I packed in going on BOM because of you but I will not do it again with this site. If you have a problem with me then PM me instead. People don't come on here to be hassled, picked on etc....A little light hearted piss taking maybe but not the constant crap that you seem to dish out to me.

Muttley. It's not just you Pal, check out a few of the other threads on here, he has a pop at quite a few people. Quite sad really..

 

[Darren]

My wife's gone to the Caribbean.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own accord.

My wife has gone to Indonesia.

Djarkata?

No, she took the plane....

 

[broomhillblade]

My wife has gone to Indonesia.

Djarkata?

No, she took the plane....

That's shocking Darren.

It's 'Jakarta'