Are we cursed?

[knowsnowt]

Does Chris need to piss
On the four corners of the pitch?
Would his urine shed the voodoo?
Or would it need poo poo?

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Does Chris need to piss
On the four corners of the pitch?
Would his urine shed the voodoo?
Or would it need poo poo?

Fucking hell

 

[knowsnowt]

Fucking hell

Whaaaaat?

 

[Snowman]

Bit too early for you isn't it oh Prince of Darkness

 

[Snowman]

In stereo

 

[knowsnowt]

Bit too early for you isn't it oh Prince of Darkness

Thought just came to me whilst having a sit down piss. Might be nowt but worth it for a bit of piss surely?

 

[blade too long]

Are man city cursed
Spent billions gathered the best money can buy and bottled it again in the cl against a depleted spurs team . Different level maybe but probably even more disappointing than us drawing with millwall

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Are man city cursed
Spent billions gathered the best money can buy and bottled it again in the cl against a depleted spurs team . Different level maybe but probably even more disappointing than us drawing with millwall

To be fair City will still win 3 trophies

 

[blade too long]

To be fair City will still win 3 trophies

But to them the cl was THE prize
Won't be classed as massive till they reach a final . When you spend like that league cup wins aren't even noticed. Which is all they've won so far

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Wasn't it Lord Hawke who decreed something along the lines of the Lane being cursed should the football side of the club ever boot out the cricket side.

 

[jt64]

Are we in an international break again?

 

[knowsnowt]

But to them the cl was THE prize
Won't be classed as massive till they reach a final . When you spend like that league cup wins aren't even noticed. Which is all they've won so far

Any opinion regarding whether we are cursed or not? That is kinda what the thread is addressing ffs!

 

[knowsnowt]

Are we in an international break again?

When I become a moderator here you're top of my ban list. I'm also a close friend with Yuri Geller. I will bend your spoon with my mind!

 

[blade too long]

We can't be cursed because we got Wilder

 

[Going t lane]

To be fair City will still win 3 trophies

Greedy C___ts

 

[Davalon]

No, we certainly aren't cursed.

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

No, we Blades.

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Does Chris need to piss
On the four corners of the pitch?
Would his urine shed the voodoo?
Or would it need poo poo?

To push us up from third
We require something more than human turd
Something powerful, pungent and much bigger
We need all the local cats
To take a collective crap
And we’ll count it in Friday’s attendance figure

 

[BigBed]

I tried this on the lads home pitch during training last night, managed it on one corner, but as I waddled down just passed the half way line, clasping my cheeks with 1 hand and covering my balls with the other, I stumbled, and the shit just came out!, and to make things worse, I was arrested on way back to the car!
Fucking stupid idea!!!

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

Thought just came to me whilst having a sit down piss. Might be nowt but worth it for a bit of piss surely?

Just to cap it, you post admitting being a sit down pisser. Where will this madness end???

 

[Bladeulike]

Does Chris need to piss
On the four corners of the pitch?
Would his urine shed the voodoo?
Or would it need poo poo?

Dreams of glory soar
Dead leaves scutter in the wind
The blade cuts deeper

 

[zablade]

Cursed with shit owners for ever maybe

 

[itsinyerblood]

When I become a moderator here you're top of my ban list. I'm also a close friend with Yuri Geller. I will bend your spoon with my mind!

Do you remember where you left your mind knows?

 

[Sheffsteel]

We do have a history of near misses usually via bad luck

Two other clubs that I’ve had sympathy for over the years with their older fans having the same feelings of negativity are
.....Sunderland and Manchester City.

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

No.

What do I win?

 

[super_pig]

Does Chris need to piss
On the four corners of the pitch?
Would his urine shed the voodoo?
Or would it need poo poo?

is this an episode of Ancient Aliens? ‘ancient astronaut theorists say yes’


i love AA btw

 

[super_pig]

When I become a moderator here you're top of my ban list. I'm also a close friend with Yuri Geller. I will bend your spoon with my mind!

bollocks i needed that for my cuppa! you bastard

 

[knowsnowt]

Chris pissed.

 

[Groucho Blade]

Chris pissed.

Looking forward to hearing more about his haircuts tbh...

 

[Snowman]

Footballing Gods trying everything now. Storm and rainfall of Biblical proportions about to hit T'Lane following failure of their Bolton strategy. Watch out for lightning strikes and strange refereeing decisions.