András Gárdos signs in Sheffield.

[SwissBlade]

Nice one Kyo! Always good to read your posts.

And to think, some said that they didn't want to read Fradi updates as they were nowt to do with us....

 

[Rustyblade]

I think he'll be one for the development squad. He hasn't been able to get into Fradi's second team recently and they're quite happy to let him go although some fans think he has ability. As for his position, he's an attacking central midfielder which means he'll probably disappear into the 'hole' such players are said best to occupy.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Could someone translate or make sense of this for me?

I hope this guys English is better than KP's!?

I can't let this pass, even at the risk of repeating what others have said. It's not big, it's not clever and it's certainly not funny and from someone who's travelled a fair bit and whose partner, as I understand it, doesn't have English as a first language. Shame on you.

 

[muttsnuts]

I can't let this pass, even at the risk of repeating what others have said. It's not big, it's not clever and it's certainly not funny and from someone who's travelled a fair bit and whose partner, as I understand it, doesn't have English as a first language. Shame on you.

Humour by-pass anyone?

 

[Rustyblade]

Humour by-pass anyone?

Are you Richard Keys?

 

[shorehamview]

Could someone translate or make sense of this for me?

I hope this guys English is better than KP's!?

Here you go then.

"Gor blimey guv'nor, the old Bucket and Spades are signing a young chap from Ferrencvaros. That's a football rub-a-dub in Hungary, somewhere on the Marcus. Kevin Page Three Babe has looked at him before, some time ago, but not too sure on what lemon-and-lime. He's going for a medical tin of spam on Thursday. Gor blimey, apples and pears, lov-a-duck, roll out the barrel, knees up Mavva Brahn, flat beer, Eastenders, you slaaaaaaaaaag, jellied eels, pie and mash, dahn sarf's fackin' laaaahvley."


That do you? Guv'nor?


Edit - Cockernee rhyming slang glossary -

Bucket and Spades = Blades.
Rub-a-dub = club.
Marcus = Marcus Bent = continent.
Tin of spam = exam.
Back to front = ?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Cheers KP.

 

[shorehamview]

Personally speaking I like Kyopityus's posts. There's a refreshing innocence about the translation, which I think he's said before is done through the medium of the internet translation jobby, and so picking on the English that a computer programme has chosen is a bit petty to say the least. If you can't understand it then try again. And again. KP has gone to the effort of doing this for us, so thanks to him.n I bet there arent many here who post on www.ferencvaros24fu.com, or whatever their site is.

 

[muttsnuts]

Are you Richard Keys?

Are you one of the saddos that think he committed the crime of the century? PS, anybody for freedom of speech anymore, or have all the loony lefties took over the asylum?

 

[Stafford Blade]

Could someone translate or make sense of this for me?

I hope this guys English is better than KP's!?

Is there any need to act like a complete bellend?

Good on him for keeping us informed, why not pop onto the Hungarian website and explain in Hungarian what the blades are like seeing as you're obviously such a clever fucker?

 

[JohnDenver]

Are you one of the saddos that think he committed the crime of the century? PS, anybody for freedom of speech anymore, or have all the loony lefties took over the asylum?

Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing because by your words you reveal yourself. Job done.

 

[Rustyblade]

Are you one of the saddos that think he committed the crime of the century? PS, anybody for freedom of speech anymore, or have all the loony lefties took over the asylum?

Oh, the irony. The sweet, delicious irony.

 

[muttsnuts]

Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing because by your words you reveal yourself. Job done.

Revealed as what? feel free to speak as you wish, I wont put it on youtube or even sack you!!

 

[JohnDenver]

Revealed as what? feel free to speak as you wish, I wont put it on youtube or even sack you!!

They revealed themselves to be unsuitable to be front of house for football's primary broadcaster. Yes, somebody has decided to stiff them, but if I behaved as they they did in my workplace I'd deserve the sack too.

Freedom is inevitably limited by responsibility and consequence. Keys and Gray can continue spouting their charming 'banter' til their hearts' content. Just not at work...

 

[Balham]

Are you one of the saddos that think he committed the crime of the century? PS, anybody for freedom of speech anymore, or have all the loony lefties took over the asylum?

Keys had to go once Andy Gray had been sacked. A rumour doing the rounds is that Gray poked the Murdoch empire by instructing lawyers over the News of the World phone hacking thing, hence the mysterious "leaks".

 

[KyoPityus]

Hi all
He did not manage to read everything yet throughout but i'm trying. The bad English is an apology for knowledge. I promise as soon as my time allows it I buy English lesson at a schoolmaster. Till then, up the blades!
I'm little speak English, but the football his area not going. I use it because of this the translator program. I can invite anybody to a beer in the pub

 

[Kenilworth]

Hi all
He did not manage to read everything yet throughout but i'm trying. The bad English is an apology for knowledge. I promise as soon as my time allows it I buy English lesson at a schoolmaster. Till then, up the blades!
I'm little speak English, but the football his area not going. I use it because of this the translator program. I can invite anybody to a beer in the pub

Makes more sense than Lenners

 

[KyoPityus]

I think he'll be one for the development squad. He hasn't been able to get into Fradi's second team recently and they're quite happy to let him go although some fans think he has ability. As for his position, he's an attacking central midfielder which means he'll probably disappear into the 'hole' such players are said best to occupy.

Incompletely right what you wrote. András was a stable player in the second team. After he was playing well the trainer invited it to the first team. He obtained a goal on his first match there. What is needed at this more from a young player? Now here the opportunity that he should prove himself in England. I was not afraid. Holds out and I hope for it after short time at you there the knocks on a first team's door.

 

[sitwell]

You make perfect sense to me my friend ,much more than some of the other 'contributers' on here.

 

[William Large]

Keep up the good work with the updates KP, always a good read. Am I the only one that thinks that Gardos looks a bit shit tho? Perhaps the clips don't do him justice but his keepy uppy skills are hardly sublime.

 

[broomhillblade]

Stanley Unwin lives!

(I love it)

 

[muttsnuts]

You make perfect sense to me my friend ,much more than some of the other 'contributers' on here.

Draga KyoPityus, jol vegeztem el eszreveteleit!